That will teach us to do any spring cleaning. Like big dummies we just decided to clean downstairs, and for the first time since we moved here nine months ago washed the living room curtains. And... they shrunk! Why did this not occur to me? They are now oh so very lame and don't even hit the floor. How did I reach the age of thirty one without knowing that you are supposed to wash new curtains before you hem them?

Are house currently sounds like a Charlie Brown cartoon. Aaaaargh!