Remind me again why I wanted that baby to crawl?
Or be a doctor when I grew up?
Also, after EIGHT years, I have bought a new mobile phone. Get this- it takes pictures! And instead of a normal ring, you can choose any song you want. I feel like a caveman seeing fire for the first time with this thing. I'm sure everyone else in the free world has already come to terms with the overwhelming responsibility that is choosing a mp3 that represents my whole being when someone choose to give me a ring, but it’s sent me for a complete loop. I have no idea where to start. Cutesy eighties song, movie quote, Josie laughing, angry girl song? I can’t define myself in fifteen seconds! This is too hard! I want my old phone back!