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cough *june* cough
Um,see any names you recognize here? I can't tell you how excited I am about this. If you are...
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"hi whale! nice to meet you!"
I used to travel a lot. My passport has a lot of stamps, and I have a lot of...
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everything's better down where it's wetter
First off, I didn't mean to sound quite so maudlin. I know how lucky I am, most days. And I...
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Happy Halloween!
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sox + red = awesome
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the chameleon was black in the long winter night
As I was walking out of the house this morning I realized I wasn't completely sure that I had brushed...
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grace is just the measure of a fall
I’ve been really struggling these last few weeks. Josie continues to get stronger, but the progress is so slow. Some...
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place holder
There is a lot of goings on lately, and my anxiety level is High. Meanwhile, I’m grateful everyday for...
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happy ending
Tim says the things people tell me aren’t normal. My whole life strangers have told me secrets. Women in the...
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today
Being a mother of a (theoretical) biped is awesome, but since life isn’t a Lifetime movie Josie isn’t magically all...
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top of the world
It’s been a hard week, or rather; it has been a very emotional week. Today Josie was unable to...
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crystal ball
We’re living a very good news- bad news sort of life lately. The pendulum has been swinging so widely from...
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i know that it will break your heart the way things are
Boy, did we need a vacation. For almost a solid week I just enjoyed my family. I remembered how fortunate...
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Play Ball
Tickets: $60 Canadian. New ballcap: $15 Canadian. Coke bigger than your head: $5 Canadian. Fourteen hours of hooting, hollering...
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and we love canadian bacon
Back in the pre-Bear days we had been known to drive the 588 miles roundtrip to see a game at...
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something to talk about
Yesterday was our Early Intervention evaluation, and it went as well as I could have hoped. To sum up, a...
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hormones in the house
I’ve mentioned this before, but for the past decade or so I’ve been firmly against PMS. And because I am...
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sally brown
The J Bear has spent the last few months concentrating on growing hair. Now that she has (some) hair,...
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the gorilla in the room
Last week I said to myself that if I would do anything to help Josie, and it was such a...
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it is too much, let me sum up
At least it is baseball season. We’re all still alive and kicking and relatively happy here. I’ve enjoyed the break,...
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breaking
Every year I make a resolution list of patients that I find challenging. I truly believe that it is impossible...
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break
I had a very bad day yesterday. Some days I don’t want to do this anymore. For the first time...
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happy new year!
Some new camera fun to start out the year. I hope everyone had a great night, and wish everyone...
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from the trenches
I’ve had no choice but to institute a mandatory vitamin C policy at work. Every morning I walk around the...
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merry christmas 2006
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yazmatazz
We adopted the Yaz from Animal Angels, a no kill shelter. He had been in the shelter for almost...
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flash happy
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dedicated to the one i love
Yesterday we had our first swab for influenza come back positive. School’s still in session, and it’s a few days...
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bad cop
I think of myself as a ruggedly healthy person, but it’s been a rough run this past week or two....
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enough said
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dear zachary
There are many, many good causes that you can donate to during the holiday season, but have yet one more...
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wow!
I’m really excited about the Christmas season this year, although I know it is still over Josie’s head. Holidays are...
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ice cream dreams
Tim took pictures of Josie at the supermarket to cheer me up when I was stuck at the hospital...
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An open letter to Melissa & Doug
Prompted by the recent bad, bad toy madness, I sent several copies of the below email to various points of...
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bad
Vacation for a week generally means about a week of compensatory chaos at work, but it has settled down. And...
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Songs In The Key Of Ween 2
It's a windy, cold and rainy night here in Pittsburgh and the annual screening of Night Of The Living Dead...
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vacation getaway holiday
10/26/06 lake owasco, ny. 1st family vacation! Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. My birthday began on Sunday with my alarm...
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monster in my house
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the turning point
Today I received some very overpriced (and French!) eye cream in the mail. I plan to use it along with...
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don't cry for me josie-tina
We didn’t decide to teach Josie sign language so she would get better SAT scores, it was more of a...
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will and a way
Last night I started feeling queasy, and by this morning I was vomiting and miserable. So much for my run...
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day of miracles
Last night I hit my breaking point. I had been at my office for over ten hours, and was having...
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there's always next year
A few days ago I saw a patient who said everything very very fast, and then promptly apologized. I kept...
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the muppet show
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insult to injury
Being a Sox fan has been rough the last couple months and it's certainly not getting better anytime soon. It's...
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lack of progress
I am STILL still here. My job continues to wear me out, but there are little glimmers here and there....
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only words
Monday night I was musing to Tim that the three day weekend had almost, almost, been enough. If I hadn’t...
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here
I have been in a funk, or a rut. Possibly I’ve been in both. It’s all good here though....
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it shows no sign of stopping
I love Pittsburgh, I do, but it’s a football town. A football town with a National League baseball team, so...
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operation homebody, take two
8/20/06 center for creative play Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. The thing is, the whole Gymboree experience really upset me....
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can't sleep. clowns and so forth.
It struck me during Josie’s birthday party that she if she is no longer a baby, then it is time...
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josie's big fat italian birthday
8/3/06 josie's big fat italian birthday party Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. Josie is one year old. She isn’t a...
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so precious to me
I have so much too say about what the honor of being Josie’s mother has meant to me. The...
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preview
Josie (and Tim) come to visit me on Tuesday when I’m at the office for twelve hours. It wasn’t...
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panic
About a week before Tim and I got married I realized that I hadn’t ordered flowers for the wedding. The...
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half full
It is late, and I am on call, and things go not so great. The hospital is busy, and full,...
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tempus
So, July is almost over and I’m not dead. So that’s good. I’ve decided to be more proactive about things...
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the little things
This past week has been what we call around these parts an ‘all the way bad" week. Work continues to...
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oppressed
I tore out of work at noon, and managed to spend most of the day at the MLB Fanfest...
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take me out to the ballgame
I’m not really worried I have hepatitis. The intern was wielding the scalpel on a rather large abscess on a...
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punctured
I’m OK, but there’s no doubt that July is a hard month for doctor types. My biggest challenge these days...
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Mystery Solved
You may not know this but I've had a song stuck in my head for almost 18 years. Sometime way...
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purely hypothetical question
Don’t tell, because I am terrified of the outright ridiculousness of thinking such a thing, but deep deep down...
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busy
Remind me again why I wanted that baby to crawl? Or be a doctor when I grew up? Also, after...
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commence operation baby daddy
It started innocently enough. Josie is still not crawling by the firm definition of the word, but has become suddenly...
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baby insurance
For weeks and weeks I have been struggling at work to keep up. I was the only doctor in...
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without feathers
When I was about nine years old I loved to watch older girls. I loved their clothes and nylons and...
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roll out the barrel
Josie was introduced to polka this weekend and loved it. It's seriously time for us to consider moving out...
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eye have issues
My two latest knitting obsessions are purses and toys. These both present challenges. The first challenge is I hate to...
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here she is
There are three clear reasons to love this picture. 1) My poor, poor Yinzer baby. There are forbears of...
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commercial break
I sure needed these last two days off. We were able to see friends and family, and most importantly, sleep....
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metaphor. ish.
Holy Cow. I often "joke" that it is not worth leaving town, because it is just too hard to catch...
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where the wild things were
We've already established that travelling with an infant takes organization, promptness, flexibility (both with situations and of the body) and,...
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meander
My neighbors have a boy baby a little over a month older than Josie. He is three pounds lighter and...
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what i already knew
OK, so Friday wasn’t the worst day ever, but it certainly was pretty awful. Some of the drama remains...
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smote.
Shall I tell you about my worst day ever? Or shall I just make a mental note, not to tempt...
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i mean after our wedding, and the day josie was born, and the day the sox won the series, and just a few other days.
Shall I tell you about my best day ever? It started with me taking the day off, after a quiet...
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legacy
I won’t spend many hours this week being a doctor (relatively speaking, of course. I’ll still be working over thirty...
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who am i and what did i do with the old suzie?
Life goes on about the same here, with work and home and my family, but there is one difference...
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we'll end up sitting on a rainbow
Yesterday was our wedding anniversary. I have a lot a schoompy things to say about Tim, but as of...
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happy easter
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dad is great. gives us chocolate cake.
Day three of vacation brought the Great Knitting Tour of Pittsburgh. Basically, I bribed the family with good food and...
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josie's response to trying french fries for the first time
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If people asked us, "Can you speak in rhinoceros?" We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"
Have I ever confessed that I have the world’s most useless undergraduate degree? With a major in Zoology and a...
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vacation opener
The Pirates may not be off to a great start, but today was a breathtakingly beautiful April afternoon and...
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there should be knitting personal ads
knittish behavior over the past year or so Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. Since I left my office yesterday I...
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vacay day one
This, my friends, was the fifth weekend in a row that I spent at least one day in the hospital....
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even though we ain't got money
I’ve been so busy that it’s been tough to update, because my life is all work or the precious...
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i like jbear and i cannot lie
Wednesday is girl night here. Tim's off being a rockstar, so after a sensible baby dinner Josie and I hunkered...
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inquiring minds want to know
My day off was lovely, even though I felt so guilty when I left the house this morning I started...
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gene angst
I am working this weekend, but tomorrow and Friday I have taken as vacation. It’s a good thing, because I...
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manic monday
This was a pity party type post (which is still squatting in the extended entry), but I decided to...
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wean angst
I’m not going to try and calculate the hours I spent at work this week. It was a lot,...
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are you happy now?
Are you, cruel internets? How many people have demanded that my giggling, smiling, good-natured daughter cry? We usually go...
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Origins
As far back as I can remember, my father has always had an odd fascination with genealogy. It's something that...
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bear in her natural environment
Eh, it's been a bit since I posted the gratuitous baby picture. The Pooh pajamas kill me. As does...
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eye of the tiger
I’ve been avoiding the computer, but not for reasons you may think. Last Tuesday night I developed new floaters in...
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unable to drown
I spend way too much time in my car. For instance, yesterday I drove the thirty minutes to the hospital...
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Day By Day
There's been a lot happening around here in the last couple weeks and Suzie asked that I thank everyone for...
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mostly kind of not always ok
I’ve been spending the last week or so convincing myself I am feeling better. And I do have very good...
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how i lose your respect: my most humiliating story
When I was a very new intern I assisted a surgeon putting in a central line. The procedure went poorly,...
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this is so sad, i must say
Twice in the past week Tim has said in his Husband voice that I should quit my job. It...
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chocolate cure
One day, long ago, in a moment of weakness I confessed to Tim that my extra special homemade superliscious brownies...
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the rare days
I have not fallen off the face of the earth, but I have done some succumbing to Fatigue, and just...
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running in place
I struggle often with working mother guilt. In truth, given our untraditionally traditional arrangement, I am actually the primary...
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ants in my pants
If you have a second, I find this thingy fascinating. The ants, they are back. I caught sight of just...
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happy valentine's day
One year Tim sent me an email every hour on the hour with a different reason he loved me....
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heck with the bread and milk. i have priorities.
The word is there's a storm a comin'. I don't really mind. I'm finally done with my work week, I...
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winning's a habit, not only a dream
A belated "woohoo!" for the Steelers big win. Did you ever have one of those dreams where you all of...
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steeler madness
Hey, I'm not sure, but I think the local team is playing in some sort of football version of...
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unsolicited medical advice, part one
My strongest medical advice is this: tell your doctor what you are worried about. Here’s the thing- if you are...
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under the sea
Groundhog Day is our special holiday here in western PA, and this year it is sadly overshadowed by an...
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What's The Story
Over the last couple months Josie and I have fallen into a pretty solid morning routine. It's a kind of...
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like peas and carrots
One of Tim’s aunts recently asked me if Tim and I ever fight. "You seem so compatible", she said....
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working for the weekend
The baby-animal negotiations continue. I’ve had a run of unbelievably poor days at work. The erratic weather, the flu...
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random wednesday thoughts
For the record, the man I admitted on Friday with chest pressure had a positive stress test, and has...
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fear and loathing in pittsburgh
I am almost embarrassed to admit what an easy baby Josie has been so far. I’m always nervous that saying...
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the (heart) pain of defeat
I walked out the back door of my office this afternoon and felt physically lighter now that this week is...
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hero worship
If Josie thinks Emily is this awesome now, I can just imagine what she'll be like when she is...
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candy land
I guess I HAVE been living in Pittsburgh too long, because I enjoyed today’s football fame with true Yinzer passion....
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doctor mom
Josie is sick. She’s been sick for about three days now, and although I knew the Time of Reckoning would...
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here we go
I love post-season football when the Steelers our in the play-offs. Don't worry, I haven't lived in Pittsburgh so...
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Food For Thought
I love frozen pizza. I mean, I really love frozen pizza. The weird little pepperonis, the vegetable parts that taste...
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hopefully melts in the mouth...
It hasn’t been too exciting around here, but my mood is much, much better than last week, when I was...
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burn baby burn
My new year’s resolutions this year are to figure out college fund financing, send real birthday cards through the actual...
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the bad call
Sunday was one of the harder days on call I’ve had. I was on my feet seeing patients in the...
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Happy New Year!
A lot of people have the week after Christmas off, and use this free time to get things in their...
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merry christmas 2005
I'll try to keep the cheese to a minimum here, but this year, Santa brought us a better present...
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my reasons every season
After tonight, my run of taking call with intern like frequency will finally be over and I will have repaid...
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damon, part deux
For the record, I have always been on the Trot Nixon side of the outfielder debate in our house. (What,...
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Happy Friggen Birthday Indeed
And as if to add insult to my already injured psyche (see the parson brown post), this release came out...
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Parson Brown
Today is the first day of my 31st year of life and instead of having any new found insight or...
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happy birthday!
Today is Tim’s birthday, hurrah! I, unfortunately, will be working at my office for twelve hours and then driving down...
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family matters
I am a such a party animal these days that a trip to the Carnegie Museum and a dinner at...
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home for the holidays
My work schedule the last couple of days was somewhat unpleasant- I spent both Sunday and Monday on my feet...
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so this is christmas
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ho. ho ho.
I’m working on the Christmas spirit, mostly successfully. Since Saturday morning I have spent a morning and an evening at...
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right down santa claus lane
You'd think, with a new baby and a more than full time job, I'd be too busy to humiliate...
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kick it over here baby pop
So it turns out that Josie is quite the music fan. Getting ready in the morning and afternoon diaper changes...
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light up my life
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what a girl wants
I’m struggling a little bit right now. It feels as though I’ve been just barely juggling everything since going back...
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Writer's Dread
"Did you update the blog today?" is a question heard pretty often around these parts. My usual response is "Um....
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Thanksgiving thoughts
So, as I sit here gooned on turkey with a purring cat on my lap watching Suzie and Josie smile...
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but baby it's cold outside
Tim just left the house to face the grocery store even though it is the night before Thanksgiving AND the...
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missed
One of my favorite patients died yesterday. He became my patient years ago by default, because no one else was...
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thanks giving
We’re still tweaking things around here. It’s taking time to figure out the logistics of our new life, but...
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like sands through the hourglass
I’m getting into the swing of things at work, and really- it is like I never left, except now my...
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the last boob post. probably. i promise.
Lo, I did survive my first week back, although my immunities have fallen to my prolonged absence and I am...
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pity party, table for me
If my life were a sinking ship, this week would be that last moment, where the water was right about...
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220... 221... Whatever it takes.
After twelve weeks of being home, today was Suzie's official first day back to work. I say "official" because she's...
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pile o' cousins
Our new niece makes Josie look like a gigantor baby. Sophia is a cutie, and I've already forgotten what...
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hurrah! and finally! and woohoo!
I had a very lucid dream right after we arrived in AZ that my sister gave birth at 3 am...
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unbearable cuteness
josie bear Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. Since birth, Josie has transformed from "the Sock" to "the Bear". I bought...
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maintain speed through tunnels
Josie is now a seasoned air traveler, and officially the most angelic baby on earth. Years from now, when...
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be it ever so humble
Today is our last day in Tucson, which is just as well, because all these blue skies and sunny days...
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howdy, pardner
Tim, at baseline a sensitive modern sort of guy, completely macho-ed out on me in Tombstone. There we were seeing...
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dancing screaming itching squealing fevered, feeling hot hot hot
Reason number 42 I'll get coal in my stocking for Mother's Day: I thought it was a good idea...
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we don't have this problem in pittsburgh
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quick update
Josie was an angel the whole trip, smiling at everyone, never making a peep, and generally charming the pants off...
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stressed out for the following reasons
Heaven help me, we’re about to be the couple on the plane with a baby. And, no baby news from...
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come out come out whoever you are!
My sister is NINE DAYS past her due date. Josie has been pretty patient about meeting her new cousin,...
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33 too!
October 22, 1972, birthday twin!...
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33
Last night we successfully survived our first night leaving the offspring with a babysitter. It went surprisingly well- I managed...
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school's out forever
With all the craziness around here, I don’t think Tim is going to have time to say this today, but...
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tim thinks she dreams of skydiving
Years from now, I think this is what I will miss the most. Every night, the J Bear is...
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watch out for that tree!
Gah! Head exploding from chaos! In the last week or so, things have turned all crazy around here. I’m ramping...
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intermission
Nothing ever stays the same, but do they have to change so fast? When that second pink line appeared last...
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family portrait
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burning up with your love
I’ve been having a bad couple of days, and I’m finding anxiety attacks are a different beast when you...
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fun, fun, fun 'til daddy takes the t-bird away
All right, I take it back. I’m not quite done watching baseball now that the ALCS is White Sox...
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not particularly ready for the football
Don’t worry, I’ve recovered, although I did wake up with a sore throat on Saturday . I think I’m...
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a real conversation at our house
Tim: Hey sweetie, how was your day? Suzie: Good! I found brownie crumbs in my bra. Tim: …. Suzie: I...
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a bad day gets worse
As you may or may not know, I am NOT a good sport about baseball. Turns out, my daughter...
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the pain of reality
Today, my daughter met the big, cruel world for the first time, and she’s pretty pissed off about it. She...
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but i still think it's a tie
I’m not sure I agree with this new math, but I suppose I should just be happy that the Red...
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naptime
My father-in-law tells me the Red Sox will break your heart, and today he was right. Eh, I’ll survive. Day...
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go... white sox!
Whew. Game safely won, child safely (and sweetly) asleep, and all is well in the world. Now, for the sake...
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you are a friend of mine
Watching baseball is more of a challenge if you are holding an (almost) sleeping baby. Josie is usually sound asleep...
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there is no joy in mudville
I've got horrifying baseball games on the television and a father-in-law who still does not have a return ticket...
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just you and me kid
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it's good to be the king princess
Hand to God, the first time I met Tim’s (Irish) father the very first words he said to me were,...
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visitors
Tim’s father and uncle arrived today. Josie thinks having men show up and call her "Princess Josephine" is pretty...
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'cuz baby look at you now
Now that we have the traveling thing down, Josie and I can’t be stopped. Yesterday we went to a midwife...
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if they don't win it's a shame
When I was pregnant, people always told me two things- that I’d never sleep again, and that I’d get over...
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queen of the road
I can’t remember where, but I recently read that if you choose to breastfeed your child, you might as well...
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hat of many colors
OK, so I recently went a little nuts at etsy.com. If you haven't visited the site, it's a great...
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what i worry about
When Josie was born the nurses at the hospital would start to help me or show me something and then...
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duck, duck, grey goose
You’d think the Red Sox game would have been the highlight of day yesterday, but it wasn’t even close. And...
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milestones
Josie has figured out smiling. It's great, because up until now she just looked worried and/or ticked off. It...
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life in the slow lane
I bought myself a Mini Cooper for my thirtieth birthday, which was a little decadent, I’ll admit. I love my...
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rockabilly baby
Holy Cow. Wanda Jackson (the actual Queen of Rockabilly) is in Johnstown, Pennsylvania this weekend! Tim and I have similar,...
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sadness
I don’t plan on returning to work until November, and so I’m uniquely situated to volunteer in the hurricane relief...
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4 weeks
Josie is already one month old. It’s been the longest and shortest month of my life. I know she's brand...
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a good spanking
Am I the only one that thinks Jo Frost (aka "Supernanny" of ABC and BBC fame) bears a spooky resemblance...
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family matters
Question of the day- what do you call your grandfather? Both of my grandfathers lived in a small New Hampshire...
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i'm not a policeman, i'm a princess
Tim was the only parent in the know when it came to the Sock’s gender. Everybody was amazed that he...
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sell crazy someplace else...
Below is an email that I received earlier today completely out of the blue, without preface of any kind. This...
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more of the same
It’s hard to update these days, because let’s face it- the care of a newborn is really only interesting to...
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you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
The transition to motherhood was a little easier on me than the average bear, because I had the best pre-parenthood...
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Blogus Interruptus
Ok... Hands up, who noticed this post? Anyone? As you can imagine, with everything that's happened the last couple weeks,...
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two weeks
Today is Tim’s first day back at work, and this means that I am officially home, alone, in charge of...
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let's go red sox... with moderation.
Josie shows every sign of being a Red Sox fan. But then, does she have any choice? Last night...
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paisano
Today we trekked out into the world, so Josie could meet her great-grandmother, and a few of her great...
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in which i turn into valerie bertinelli
When Josie was first born she was taken away for almost twelve hours while I was stabilized. It made the...
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who knew?
My unknown maternal instincts exhibit A: today I sobbed like, well- a baby, while someone stuck a needle in my...
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changed for good
I've heard it said That people come into our lives for a reason Bringing something we must learn And...
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freedom
Honestly, a girl loses a few liters of blood and gets a teeny bit of liver failure and then is...
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almost home
Suzie and Josie are both doing well but are spending another night in the hospital. We chatted with the midwives...
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letter from mom
First off, thank you so much for all of your well wishes. The hospital doesn't have internet access, but Tim...
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World... Sock. Sock... World.
Born August 3 at 9:08 A.M. and weighing in at 8 pounds 14 ounces, it is my privilege to introduce...
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pre-sock interlude
Honestly, I’m so disappointed in myself right now I could cry. Way back in May I managed to develop kidney...
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do not adjust your sets
In the next couple hours you may notice some odd things happening around here... Pardon the mess while I get...
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doomed
Disclaimer- I want to write about something other than the heat or the fact that I am knocked up, really...
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patience is a virtue. or something.
Yesterday was my last day of (outside the house) work for three months. Talk about surreal. I actually spent a...
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transitions
There are many signs that I will not actually be pregnant forever, but as of now? Still very much so....
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things the bradley book never covered
Over the course of the last couple months I've come to learn that pregnancy really can have some pretty weird...
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some very minor labor, but nooooo fruit
We received a package yesterday that held the most exquisitely hand knitted sweater I have ever seen. And look...
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fruits, but no labor
kitchen herbs Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. What? Heat wave sweeping the country, you say? P-shaw, say I! Let’s spend...
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lulled into a false sense of security by my dog's giant head and other sad tales
Our AC at the office is a little squirrelly. Half of the patient rooms are saunas, and the other half...
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head towards the light, child
At my last midwife visit the Sock was firmly wedged head down, and this (and the fact that I am...
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the summer of my discontent
baby's first ballcap Originally uploaded by wordsforsnow. As a physician who delivered babies for three years, I am well...
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i'm not bitter
….Is the terribly appropriate name of the new nail polish on my sausage-like toes. I may be hot, swollen, uncomfortable,...
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actually, it's my (why did i ever marry such a tall large headed man?) husband who got me into this mess, but....
I think it is only fair that watching the Red Sox-Yankee games this weekend send me into labor. They got...
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of course i can't see my ankles, so i shouldn't mind that they are swollen.
Tim, my ever conquering hero, did manage to destroy the hornet’s nest, although he has asked me not to share...
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coming soon to a nursery near us
Tim somehow convinced a local company that was starting up a 4D ultrasound business to test out their equipment...
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buzz the aftermath
Tim, who leaves for work before I do, called me about 3:30 this afternoon to tell me to be...
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buzz
I'm not a big fan of insects. I understand how they're part of the ecosystem and good for the environment...
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reason #48 you are glad i am not your doctor
Suzie: What brings you in today? Very Nice Middle Aged Man: My elbow’s been hurting for about a month. Suzie:...
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baby needs a new pair of shoes
The count of hand-made blankets for the Sock is now at four, and that’s the reward of being a small-town...
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Whole Lotta Shaking Going On
I fear change at baseline, and woo boy, ain’t there some changing happenin'? It’s July of course, and that, for...
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get in the van
"I ain't gonna be a punk no more. What are you gonna be then Clive, a skinhead? I'm gonna be...
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When the banana jr. gets the blues
For a while now I've been a bit of an Mp3 junkie. Having music saved electronically in a format that...
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because you can't beat the teen boy version of stairway to heaven
Tim wanted to stay home today and hang out in the AC, watch some baseball and keep his feet up....
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And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing
The Red Sox are a mere two-hour road trip away in Cleveland the next three days, but I have to...
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fear the belly
The girls at work threw me a surprise shower, which was unbelievably sweet. So far the Sock has three handmade...
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mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be suzie
How’s this for cool? A year or two ago I was seeing a teenage girl for a Well Child Check....
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love note to my crazy liver-kicker
It’s no real secret that I was quite surprised to find myself knocked up. Mind you, I had very good...
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feet up. three functioning bathrooms. red sox on espn tonight... my very happy day.
I just did the math, and NOT including the time I was actually at home, on call, answering phone calls...
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tgif (no, really)
Have you ever been to a chain-type restaurant (Joe’s Crab Shack comes to mind) where when certain songs are played...
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the home stretch
So, my weekend went like this- Friday: Leave office, drive to hospital. Work. Drive home around 10PM. Hurrah! Tim comes...
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Hot, Hot, Hot
Is it just me or has summer just come out of nowhere and sucker punched us all of a sudden?...
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missing the man
I’m smack dab in the midst of work badness, but holding up OK. Two out of five calls and the...
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nature vs. nuture
It is unbelievable how much better I felt physically when I woke up this morning. Three days off in a...
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tapas with a side of wisdom
I brought a very decadent chocolate cake into work yesterday morning. As we all know, chocolate helps, and I didn’t...
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at least tim had a good day. i'm stopping to get bubble gum on my day to work tomorrow.
Once again, I should know better than to make light of things- in this case my reluctance to kneel in...
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Set the dials on the wayback machine
I am a confessed creature of habit... On my way into work I almost always stop by a local gas...
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Remember Me?
If you haven't noticed, I've been kinda slacking round these parts lately - I had a whole list of things...
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keep falling on my head
I spent the morning as the physician "volunteer" here. I use quotes, as it was more of a mandatory voluntary...
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now go make me a turkey pot pie
After this week's badness, I’m so grateful for a chance to just sit down, that I haven’t accomplished much more...
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sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care
As it happens, I should not have been quite so pleased about my lack of call this week, because I...
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spoonful of sugar
Life is pretty dull around here lately. Most of my days are limited to me going to work and sleeping,...
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Big Ass Photo Post
My phone's been telling me it's low on memory the last few weeks so I thought I'd do a little...
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brings all the boys to the yard
After five days of enforced inactivity (those turkeys I work with didn’t let me come back on Friday) I...
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there and back again
I am woman, hear me meow, apparently. The last few days have been a rocky road that’s the truth. I...
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bad beans
So, if the pain of passing a kidney stone is comparable to labor, I’m pretty much screwed. Because that hurt....
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Kidney Stoned
You may be asking yourself (as so many people do), what could possibly be the least fun way to end...
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you’re shaking my confidence daily
Rounding at the hospital is more challenging when one is 26 weeks pregnant, and that comes as a complete surprise...
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Hookahs?
I was just walking back from my weekly cereal run and happened to notice that a shop down the street...
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living a lie
When I started at my office I had a Betta. He lived in one of those vases with a plant,...
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sad, but true
It is almost not worth going on vacation, because going back to work is so painful afterwards....
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honey, you're the big door prize
I had a lot of things I could have discussed today. I might have wrote about the night we...
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some photos from paradise
Just a few more pictures....
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back from paradise
Hola! We are back from vacation, and let me just say- wow. I have never been to an all-inclusive...
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et tu, yazzle?
I wish I had a camera today, but you’ll just have to imagine how amusing the combination of a big...
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in which i totally gloat. just to warn you.
First off, let me once again stress just how happy I am that I married a man who understands electricity...
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mission accomplished
Whew. Next time, the I get the urge to haul my pregnant ass up a ladder to paint fifteen foot...
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too small for my britches
In the year and a half we have owned this place we have managed to repaint every wall, with the...
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who's your poppi?
Shhhh. Stop kicking Sock, and pay attention. The Red "baby-makers" Sox are on, and you may as well get used...
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circle of life
I’m finally recovering (yet again) from my latest illness. Being vulnerable to the myriad germs I come into contact with...
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get off my lawn
True confession: These newest Burger King ads with the goofy-ass smiling "king" mascot creature scare the holy ever-living bejesus outta...
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sans swamp, snot and sex
We spent the last two weekends converting the spare bedroom into a guestroom with library, and it came out even...
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the good parts
This past Friday afternoon I had a blurry fax from the big tertiary hospital in Pittsburgh placed on my desk....
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bear down red and blue
Around our house "March Madness" really just means "woohoo! almost baseball season!", but I did dig out my University of...
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please don't eat the baby
This weekend is a working one- more painting and furniture moving. You try to tell the world’s most spoiled dog...
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póg mo thóin
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." -William Butler Yeats There are quite a...
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Its got a good beat and you can dance to it
Just out of curiosity, am I the only one that feels compelled to dance when people’s cell phones ring with...
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end of the salad days
I’m finally feeling a little better, and thank goodness. Today is my niece’s birthday and I would have hated to...
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no glow
I’ve been fighting what seems to be the worst upper respiratory infection of my life since Thursday. I’ve had body...
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With Genes Like These
Regardless of gender, I think The Sock is destined to be one fine lookin' baby! A lot of old...
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and, so it begins. again.
Hurrah! It’s officially the start of Spring Training!! The Pirates and the Red Sox have their first games tonight, and...
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Wednesday Thoughts
I'm not a huge fan of the show but there should be some sort of wildcard "write-in" candidate on...
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ducks are the new black
We’re back in Pittsburgh, just in time for biggest snowstorm of the year. All that sunshine in Los Angeles...
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you spin me right round baby
Yesterday I found myself parked in the middle of a field. Actually, I wasn’t so much parked as stalled, after...
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Sour Puss
It's crazy how excited I've been since Marcie (of dogsdontpurr fame) told me she'd send me some of her...
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anybody? bueller?
Anybody out there have any feelings about birthing classes? I’m still struggling with the choice- Lamaze? Bradley? Hypnobirthing? Others? And,...
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in which she finally gives up her high heeled shoes
So I’m sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He...
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A band by any other name
It would seem that my work email address is on just about every spam mailing list out there. I get...
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you make me smile with my heart
Yesterday, my niece and I made dog biscuits, and she had the brilliant idea of using heart shaped cookie...
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the good, the bad and the ugly
THE GOOD- Tim wins good husband points every morning when he cleans the snow and frost off of my car...
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A golden age of communication
I was away from my desk for about an hour this afternoon and I returned to find the voicemail light...
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sorry my hormones made your baby cold
ONE infant turns purple and mottled in the exam room, and the meanies I work with made me turn down...
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100 things
So I've been meaning to do this for awhile but geez, it turns out coming up with 100 things about...
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physician can't heal herself
Vacation was awesome. I ate much, much food and slept, and that’s happiness in a nutshell. Today was our first...
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love and carbohydrates
We had big weekend vacation plans, that have turned into small vacation plans. Instead of traveling the world, we’re packing...
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where, oh where could she be?
It’s almost February, and ‘round these parts, February means hanging out in Vegas drinking with Cheyenne. One small problem (other...
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scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
My good friend Alice (she of the princess fame) is 22 weeks pregnant with her first child. It’s funny,...
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there is nothing for me but to love you
Dinner tonight was crackers and cheese- Stilton, Boursin, Brie and Laughing Cow. The great thing about being a grown-up is...
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still alive in the 'burgh
My life has turned into a series of activities between naps, and not much else. If one more well meaning...
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end of the country road
My Vacation from Vomit lasted two whole days, but even though the nausea and overall pukiness continues I am feeling...
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one more for my baby
So much for "June-uary", the cold weather and snow have caught up with us here in Pittsburgh. The Yaz...
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it's the small things that make me happy
Yesterday I entered my second trimester of pregnancy. Today, I have gone the full day, over twenty four full hours...
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snot the same without you
The best part about sanding drywall has got to be the giant elmer's-glue-like hunks of stuff that inevitably build up...
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what's that? is timmie stuck in a well?
That fool dog of mine, I'll tell you. He just came over the couch huffing and barking and I swear...
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are you ready for the football?
I watched tonight’s football game with actual enthusiasm for possibly the first time in my life. Living here in the...
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saturday night's alright
Should you find yourself in Pittsburgh tomorrow night searching for a place to continue post-Steelers-victory shenanigans or maybe just start...
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sixty-one
If someone were to have asked me yesterday, "What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say sixty-one?"...
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just like mom used to write
Hey, we just noticed we got a mini-review of sorts from Mama Write and some of her readers... Thanks for...
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battle of the bulge
I have about thirty knitting projects planned, three on needles and for some reason, today I started on a sweater...
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waltz of the very, very, very good husband
Bronson Arroyo, who you probably know is currently a pitcher for the Red Sox, (and used to pitch for the...
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a failure to communicate
The transition from hotel isolation to work was a particularly challenging one this past week. In theory, my work description...
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danger is my middle name
As you can imagine, there's been a fair amount of baby naming discussion going on 'round these parts as of...
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no, there is too much, let me sum up....
Actually, this whole being the only person without a hangover on January 1st thing is pretty cool. And, no one...
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Happy New Year!
This year I am not feeling as thrilled about public celebration of the new year as I usually am. Most...
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knitwit
While I was feeling under the weather this past month I ended up knitting quite a bit. I’ve been trying...
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more baseball. during steelers season even!
Tonight I watched Reverse of the Curse of the Bambino on HBO, and screamed at the TV like it was...
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greatest post in the world (tribute)
Sitting in traffic this morning I had a whole entry put together in my head but since have forgotten everything...
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waiting for the miracle part
Christmas was immensely lovely this year. The fam showed up for festivities and gifts and general merry making. It was...
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captain, my captain!
Jason Varitek re-signs with the Red Sox! Woohoo!! It's the least he could do, considering my current condition, don't you...
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because i'm a glass half full sort of gal
The bad news is, although most people have today off, I am on call. That means that I am just...
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happy birthday, you're sleeping on the couch
Is it too early in this pregnancy to start blaming Tim for everything? Never mind- I don’t care, because I’m...
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you smell like a monkey...
Today is Tim's thirtieth birthday, and isn't it about damn time that guy was in his thirties already? No really-...
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grumpiest christmas dog in the world
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can't see the forest through my tree
Although I am willing to admit that the previous four Christmas trees that Tim and I have purchased together...
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here at home base
First off, thank you for all of your well wishes. I am still in a fair amount of shock, but...
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rookie of the year
Now I'm certainly not the doctor in the family but if you look very closely at the ultrasound and tilt...
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i do love me some baseball
In case you were wondering, seven weeks ago today the Red Sox won the World Series. I am sure, that...
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don't spend it all in one place
I work for a design company and we, that is to say, I spend a fair amount of time building...
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time to try out the mini's new snow tires!
Woohoo! Tim is almost thirty! I will no longer be the lone citizen of the thirty-something nation in our house...
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Make it a double
"Right on. I'm aboard the freedom bus, heading for good time city and I haven't even paid my fare... This...
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he IS the brute squad
I'm still sick, and have finally resorted to taking medicine- or rather, Tim has resorted to forcing me to take...
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(far) east coast
At least once a week I venture a few blocks down the street from where I work to the drug...
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well, do you?
Remember when you were a kid, and you couldn’t wait until you grew up so you could stay up as...
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and stairway to heaven was still playing on the radio...
I was talking to a friend this afternoon and for some reason the subject of bigfoot came up. Now, I'm...
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where they play the right music
Saturday night we attended the wedding of my best friend from residency. Pictured above is my brother-in-law Al, my...
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work it girl (give a twirl)
My illness has been much aggravated by recent unwise dancing and conversing at loud volumes, but so it goes....
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freakathon
I've hijacked the remote and, much to Suzie's dismay, have somehow stumbled across a Freaky Friday marathon on Encore. The...
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breathe slowly
So much turkey... So very much turkey... So very, very much turkey... While Suzie is many things, her one, and...
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we're expecting you
The illness that has plagued our house has now claimed me as well. Bummer. The discontent was looming most of...
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It's Alive!
It's taken a little longer than I hoped, mostly due to the sickness and discontent 'round these parts as of...
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reason #56 to never, ever consider going to medical school
I wanted to take a picture of the dog in his cat suit, but the uploading of pictures requires boy...
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after leopard costumes, i got nothing
Things have been a bit slow around here, because our house has been laid low by illness and discontent. I...
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lounge lizard
As much as I enjoy hanging out in shifty motel lounges, I didn’t see all of Tim’s performance last...
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moon over my manny
If you still don't have plans for Saturday night, it's not too late to head down to the Glass Tower...
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completely random thoughts
We have, quite possibly, the world's most flatulent dog. I refuse to believe that Brini Maxwell is not actually a...
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the day after tomorrow
OK, am I really the only dork who buys cases of bottled water after watching a disaster movie? Tim says...
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lullaby and goodnight
I have returned from my doctor’s appointment sufficiently chastened for avoiding medical care for so many years. Now maybe my...
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I'm With The Band
You may have noticed a reoccurring theme in Suzie's Wednesday posts: I'm never home on Wednesday nights. To spite her...
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heal thyself
Sometimes I joke that I became a family doctor because I don’t like sick people. It’s actually not that far...
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you give me fever
I am the most somatic person in the world. Last year, I woke up to sniffles and aches the morning...
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the aftermath
This morning I clicked the meetup link at Democracy for Pittsburgh. And I saw... new member after new member. Try...
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the worm turns
I’m better. Yep, just like that. It’s going to be OK, people. It’s a democracy, and 51% of us wanted...
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won't you be my neighbor?
Tell me, where to now, if your fight for a bearable life can be fought and lost in you backyard?...
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Yet Another Reason To Dislike Ohio
I'm moving to Canada....
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nowhere near the end
I really hoped that this time, things would be easier. Am I the only one who managed to forget just...
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hope on the homefront
CNN just called Pennsylvania... for Kerry. Come on, Ohio....
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Slab Manchest
I don't know what it is exactly but there's just something about Wolf Blitzer that rubs me the wrong way....
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a small plink in the bucket
Tim and I had to wait over an hour in line, but we voted this morning. My heavily Republican neck...
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put her in a pumpkin shell
I love pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin ice cream, and pumpkin roll and pumpkin bread. My husband, the big turkey,...
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belongs to you and me
So, last day before the election. Like most Americans, I am relieved that it will finally be over. And, like...
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here we go steelers, here we go.
I made a deal with the devil. It was an easy one. I promised many a local Yinzer that if...
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Songs in the key of ween
It's that time of year again - Turn off the lights, pull the blanket over your head, hold down option...
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rest for the wicked
I am lame. My alarm went off at four am yesterday. That is far too early to start a weekend,...
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post baseball
I do not enjoy baseball. I watch knowing I will not have fun. I spent most of this season with...
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the curse. has. been. reversed.
Tonight the 2004 Red Sox made my father cry. I watched the game at our local pub. Over the...
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shocker. it's a baseball post.
I'm clearly sleep deprived, because this made me cry. Game four of the World Series is tonight, and Tim is,...
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dude, pass the miller light. dude.
After spending thirteen frustrating hours on my feet at work today I was ready to head home, grab the boy...
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the seventh inning stretch
Whew. No baseball tonight, thank goodness. Like all Sox fans, I need a break from the baseball. I haven't missed...
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For those of you playing the home game
So it's bottom of the first inning and Suzie's changed her story from "Need sleep. Not Watching. Going to Bed."...
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confession
We're home from New York. It was a lovely weekend, but it's always nice to be home. No one could...
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this isn't going to get any easier, is it?
We opened a second bottle of wine about half way through the game. I can't wait until the Sox finally...
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back in the saddle again
Tim loves to make fun of my granola past, but for my birthday he packed up the car and...
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on the road to destination unknown
Thank you so much for the birthday wishes!! It's true that I didn't want much more than the American League...
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How Am I Gonna Compete With That?
So, as some of you may or may not know, tomorrow is Suzie's birthday. Her deepest, most desired wish has...
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un. believe. able.
Can you stand it?? I'm crying. I'm headed back to the pub to have a little chat with those Yankees...
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Reports of Absence Greatly Exaggerated
Two hours, four amazing innings, seven grumpy voicemails, and four posts threatening divorce later and I’m home finally. It was...
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don't count your chickens and so forth
We veteran Red Sox fans are NOT celebrating. We are Drinking. Come on guys! Six more innings! ADDENDUM: Now 8-1...
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somebody hold me
I'm home. I have photographic proof that I have friends who are Yankee fans (and get this!! I also...
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you gotta have faith
My friend Trish, who is a bartender at the pub, just called. Trish is a (gasp!) Yankee fan. I can...
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the last baseball post (of this week. because next week i'll start again with the WORLD SERIES!)
I wish I had a camera at work today. The nurses and secretaries had all cut big socks out of...
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making history
I never doubted. I may never sleep again, but here comes Game Seven. Thanks for keeping it to nine innings,...
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here we go again
"I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again. For everything to be consummated, for me...
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oh, papi!
Well, that was six hours of my life I'll never get back. It was totally worth it, but I can't...
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Ignore the man behind the curtian
"Long suffering" may be a bit of an overstatement but I figured it was time to get off the bench....
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welcome!
Like the new digs?? Gorgeous, no? Things are still in the early stages, and there is sure to be a...
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put away the brooms!!
Work is going to be a bitch tomorrow, and I may have trouble wiping the lipstick marks off the TV...
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my genetic legacy of hope
You're a Red Sox fan? There's nothing wrong with being a Red Sox fan. Let me tell you why. When...
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hard lessons never learned
I was what you would call a late bloomer. Year after year the girls of my class would be called...
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masochism, anyone?
This isn't a real taste of who I am, of course. I am careful on this site to not mention...
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all are free to move about the building
I spent all day mentally preparing myself for nothing. Rain delay. I guess this means I'll be getting to sleep...
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dear higher power,
I'm crazy about Tim because when I was storming around the bedroom kicking things and muttering profanity this morning, he...
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dr. orkin and other sad stories
Listen. I know it was wrong to blatantly giggle when sending the intern back into the room because he "forgot"...
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excitement is a relative term, of course....
We've been having some minor technical difficulties here, but Tim seems to be on his way to fixing things. I...
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home for the alcs
After tonight, there is no more watching baseball in public for this girl. I mean it. For those who...
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somedays you have to laugh
There was a grumpy elderly man arguing with the front office staff this morning when I walked out front. His...
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you'd think seven years of being on call would prepare me for this sort of thing
I'm not saying that it wasn't worth staying up until two am watching the Sox win. Of course it was...
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do you see what i see?
For the first time in six months I can see out of both eyes. Today I got new contacts, and...
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unfair!
I have late night office hours on Tuesday nights. It's a long day at best and at worst I have...
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that's what i get, i suppose
Turns out, it takes about three weeks after your dog becomes infected with tapeworms to see the REALLY DISGUSTING WIGGLING...
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the best of both worlds
I do complain a lot about living in the suburbs. But, honestly, I love our neighborhood, and our neighbors,...
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sunday in the park with yaz
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the morning after
This is the year. This is it. I almost moved to Canada, and then out of nowhere- I can't help...
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hiccup. say vietnam again!
Yes, I plan on staying up late tonight... to watch the debates, because I am THAT exciting. I'm home, even...
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where every body knows your name
Hey, what the heck? My schedule says that the Red Sox should be on ESPN, and instead they're broadcasting the...
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repeat after me
Today, once again, I found myself trapped in a penis car showroom for an unreasonable amount of time and an...
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breakfast of champions
You'd think Tim would know better than to leave me home alone when the Sox are on TV. But he...
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you think it's funny, but it's snot
So, as we enter cold and flu season (and the snot, it is here, my friends) please allow me to...
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there's no crying in baseball
If we are ever though renovating this house (and that is an almost infinitesimal possibility) I plan to have my...
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come again some other day
Well, it rained a little here. Looks like we're going to have to miss the Pittsburgh meeting of the Red...
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and ivan, ivan so far away...
Tim just walked through the door, a full three hours late. Apparently, the turn leading to the only road to...
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lets go sox
With five more phonecalls to the insurance company and a lot of help from the nurses and secretaries at my...
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enough.
I try not to mention work too much here. Besides the important confidentiality part, it's a slippery slope, because no...
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life as a sit com
Having visitors in your home is always stressful, and I have certainly had my moments of stress the past few...
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departure
Miss Violet left the house today to go to a happy new home. That was a good thing, as I...
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pittsburgh nation
If you're a local type, don't forget that the Yankees-Red Sox game will be on Fox on September 18th. Hopefully,...
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the sky was made of amethyst
Another weekend visitor was a little wheezy snotty creature who, apparently knows how to pick a sucker. Or, in...
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yes, ukulele
This was one three day weekend I really, REALLY needed. The house was full, between Tim's father, Tim's uncle and...
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destination: today
On the drive home today I did some serious deep breathing. I have had a week of escalating frustrations in...
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on call and grumpy
By definition, the people I see in the hospital are a much different patient population than what I see in...
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fixed!
All technical difficulties seem to be resolved. I'm back. Not that much has been happening around here. My partner is...
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pictures of you
I just spent about an hour looking through the roughly one gazillion digital pictures I have taken in the past...
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red sox nation
Here's a great plan! Getting to any more games may be unlikely for me this season, but I love the...
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the evil eye
I've still not come to terms with the loss of the vision in my right eye. It's not just that...
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and, since he is the cutest dog in the whole world i do what he says
I had to work on Saturday morning, but after I got home things started to look up. We had lunch...
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still grumpy, still no clams
I've been in a Bad Mood all week, and I can't stand myself. I mostly have been focusing on not...
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standing still
I have been suffering from a general malaise since returning from vacation. I suppose it is fatigue and an acute...
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there and back again
We have returned safely to Pittsburgh. We had a fantastic time, and I'd do it again tomorrow- even though...
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fenway
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take me out to the ballgame
We're here in Boston. The Sox await!...
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doggone
I would hope that a dog named The Yaz (after Carl Yastrzemski) would be allowed into the ballpark, but I...
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bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow...
I'm so excited about the upcoming roadtrip I can't stop wiggling. Tomorrow threatens to be most unpleasant, between a pre-work...
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returning to the homeland
I just got off the phone with my father. He was calling to update me on the Red Sox pitching...
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i'm just working for the monday
Art won the Friday night battle. And then i spent a lot of time at the hospital, and there went...
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friday, finally.
I'm on call this weekend, but not tonight- so it's valuable weekend time. I'm unclear how to spend the one...
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in the fold
Oh, and for the Pittsburgh crowd, who like me, are fold-impaired. I give you: How to fold fitted sheets. Because...
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life in the slow lane
Another Wednesday night home alone, and again I choose to eat cake for dinner, do yoga without being molested in...
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she wears short shorts
As a warning, I really hate August. August it Too Hot and Too Humid. My partner also goes on a...
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le bonheur est parfum francais
Funny, two full years ago I was concerned about my biologic clock. You know, that one that is supposed to...
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rally
I would love to see an aerial photo of the group of people who turned out to happily wait in...
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scene from today's kerry rally
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hooting and hollering and home alone
A belief that we are connected as one people. If there's a child on the south side of Chicago...
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i don't care if we never come back
We just returned from tonight's Pirates game. Although I am a Red Sox fan, it was a real treat...
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file under: best husband ever
Wednesday night I found myself on call for the fourth night in six days. By yesterday, being at work was...
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call to action
My first thought when I opened my eyes this morning was of how happy I was to be off call...
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how much is that kitten in the window
There are kittens in the woods behind my house. They are small and fuzzy and so cute they burn my...
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call me
It is July, and every July 1st a whole legion of medical students wakes up to the new title of...
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dog days of summer
First Tim tricked me into getting a table saw rather than a puppy. Then, this weekend he somehow how...
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flashdances
There have been some minor changes around the old blog, with more potentially on the horizon (Oooh. Foreshadowing.) As I...
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i'm a very good driver
You may not understand just how obsessive I am. I will check the location of my purse, or key, five...
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100 things
After two years, I finally got around to doing an about me thing-y. Turns out, it took me two years...
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why you are happy you don't live in our house
Tim: Ew. Tim: I just picked something up, and I don't even want to know what it was. Suzie: Hmm....
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you don't come out of that closet until you've smoked every single last one of those cigarettes, young lady.
My darling husband very earnestly bought me an additional fifteen pounds of cherries yesterday. Cherry season is drawing to a...
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life is just a bowl of cherries
Honestly? The real reason I married Tim was he doesn't like Bing cherries. Unfathomable but true. Which means that every...
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camouflage creatures
Even though our master bedroom was an ugly dorm-like mish mash of our combined furniture it was certainly livable. It...
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dear old golden rule days
Even though we are colleagues, I am incapable of not having a father-daughter interaction with my boss. The director of...
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am i wrong?
I know that I am not the only only who has ever tasted Pup-a-roni. Come on now, they smell exactly...
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walking away from the caulk
This weekend was one of the most beautiful I can remember and therefore, of course, we spent it working inside....
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current gender count in casa suzie: two girls, FOUR boys
Although I still don't see much out of my right eye, most of the rest of my life is back...
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sad but true
Today I put the first coat of paint on the bedroom walls and did five loads of laundry, and therefore...
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yazzle dazzle!
We have added a new family member, henceforth known as The Yaz. We found The Yaz at a shelter...
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if no one asks me to the dance i'll. just. die.
I am still trying to pay back my partners who so generously covered my calls when I was sick, so...
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file under "small world"
My father just called to tell me that while re-financing his home the broker casually mentioned that he had known...
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who took that doggie in the window?
Remodeling task number 576 (Right after #575, "repeatedly call myself a dumbass for buying a home with excessive Southwestern wallpaper")...
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summertime, and the living is easy
Summer is a time of great food happiness for the boy and I. Tim loves to grill. I love me...
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prisoner of azkaban tim
So, I'm pretty sleepy this morning, as we went to bed very late last night. No, we weren't out partying...
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dif, schmiff
This weekend we accidentally bought new bedroom furniture. We didn't wake up in a tub of ice sans a kidney...
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cat porn at my house
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the other side
This past week I made it over the final two hurdles to returning to my life Before- rounding at the...
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permission to take a break, boss
If there is ever thermonuclear war, the survivors will be the cockroaches and my porch planters. But regardless, I survived...
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that's the sound of the girl working on the chain gang
You know that scene in movies, where a group of hapless prisoners in uniforms are miserably digging in the hot...
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thank ya, pardner
The previous owner of our home was an older single man who apparently read quite a bit of Louis L'Armour....
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garden therapy
I remain my own worst enemy. I manage to forget that my right eye remains essentially blind, and every time...
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monster in the monongahela!
Stories like this are the reason I love living in Pittsburgh. There are giant monster catfish big as eight year...
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i'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes. just in case.
These days, I'm a little like a Mrs. Potato Head that's been dropped on the ground. I am slowly but...
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heal thyself
For the past few weeks I've been feeling like I'm trapped in skin that isn't mine. Being "sick" was hard,...
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therapy
I know that I should be at the grocery store, but instead I'm still in my pajamas. Tim is out...
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me and my stupid protestant work ethic
It's been a little tough on my pride, this whole back to work thing. I'm not used to having to...
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working for the weekend
It is more than stupendous to be back at the office, but I am exhausted. Going from daytime television to...
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swarms of bees and other dangers
So, I'm finally back at work and out of the house. After sitting in one place with my head down...
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marriage should be about me WINNING
Not my day, apparently. The boy and I went off to the local PetSmart, where three different local shelters had...
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ikea bound
That will teach us to do any spring cleaning. Like big dummies we just decided to clean downstairs, and for...
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we go together like peas and carrots
The two months before the wedding were a little rough. We had to go to court, we had major plumbing...
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eyesore
I'm a little down today. I woke up to an eye that was goopy and red, and the prospect of...
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public service announcement
Take it back. This experience will make me a better doctor, because once I am back, no more Suzie Nice...
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beginning to see the light
Looking through my right eye is like looking through a half full glass of water. The watery part is useless....
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love, honor and....
I think this is my favorite picture from the wedding. Mostly because it looks all schoompy and romantic, but...
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eye can't take much more
My most recent doctor's appointment was more good news. I can finally put my head up. I still can't lay...
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back from the beach
Well, we're home. I can't speak with any authority, because I have never been on a cruise, but I'm pretty...
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obligatory cheesy beach shot
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honeymoon!
The worst part of the eye disaster was canceling the honeymoon. We were really looking forward to getting out...
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married
In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds Honey, we're the big door...
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or forever hold your peace
It's easier being trapped at home with your head down when the "Princess Bride" is on the TV. So, getting...
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the countdown begins
I spent yet another two hours of my life at the ophthalmologist today and the news is mostly good. Actually,...
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a postcard from hell
I still have no vision in my right eye, and am still required to keep my head down all the...
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keeping it real
Now, I've been all schoompy and sappy, and that's all fine and good. But just because I am crazy about...
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the eyes have it
I finally had good news at the doctor's today. My retina is re-attached, and although I already have a cataract...
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a public thank-you
Ten years ago my father gave me a ten place china setting as a college graduation gift. At thirty one...
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Update Part 2
She's swollen, nauseous, spatially disoriented, and in a fair amount of pain but Suzie's home now and all prognostic signs...
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everything is only somewhat satisfactual
Unfortunately, my retina is not as fixed as I had hoped. So, tomorrow I am scheduled for a second surgery....
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everything is satisfactual
The way I see it, I've been taking the last few months all wrong. Maybe what I have seen as...
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any insomniacs up for a sing-a-long with a shut-in?
Actually, I feel pretty good. Today, well... today saw the resolution of a problem that had me pretty stressed out...
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fear me
I'm a quick healer. My eye already looks a gazillion times better than when first poked with sharp things. Still,...
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i'm an eyesore
A little free advice. Try to avoid having your eye poked with sharp sticks. It's true what they say: doctors...
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Update
It was a long day but we're home now, and in one piece for the most part. Suzie's having some...
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the pirate bride
1) So, Tanya is the wisest girl out there- I soooo am knocking on wood whenever I make happy statements...
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the sunny side of the street
Looking at the half-way full side of thinking has been a little difficult this past month or so. It's been...
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the butt of jokes
What a week. I left my office on Saturday afternoon and gimped it on home. I spent the rest of...
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next?
It's time I just accepted the fact that this is not my year. I walked out of my front door...
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she was afraid, she was petrified
Yesterday was my niece's birthday. Somehow, she is nine years old. Where does the time go? Anyway, we got her...
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i hope that dress is stretchier than i remember
See, although I'm feeling much MUCH better, I'm still not updating because I'm too busy eating. It's Lent, hoorah! Homemade...
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cue the plagues and pestilence
True story. Today, I stood next to a man who was cutting a large hole in my ceiling. The once...
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welcoming back
And the ones that can know you so well are the ones that can swallow you whole. I have a...
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still alive
Good or bad, when under stress I play it close. I don't return messages, I don't answer the phone, and...
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when knowing it's going to be ok isn't any help at all
I try to relax the muscles that have gone into permanent spasm in my back. I take a lot of...
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through good times and bad
Hi you are doing a great deal.I wish you a succes to the future.Regards Pavel...
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the vegas awards
Most Likely to have Security Called on Him: Ooh. Close one. I mean look at these troublemakers. But I am...
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home sweet home
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go...
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the cheese(s) stands alone
This is so an annual tradition, by the way. Most folks have abandoned us. They have, I don't know, jobs...
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the girls
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vegas, baby
Just for the record, Krix took hardly any convincing to buy said hooker shoes. There are many pictures, but for...
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the crowd goes wild
You hear that sound? It's my VACATION!! Woohoo! As of now I am off for one whole week. First stop......
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death of an american icon
Local Forecast Thursday night : Snow, sleet or freezing rain early. Precipitation changing to freezing rain late. Low 28F. Winds...
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stupid, STUPID rodent
"I'm glad I live in this luxurious burrow on the Knob and not in a dirty, smelly spider hole like...
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stupid rodent
There was this big yellow round thing in the sky for a few hours yesterday. It looked sorta familiar... I...
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snow day!!
It is dumping snow here, and my office in the boonies has literally been shut down. Not a single patient...
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red rum red rum
Apparently the high carbon monoxide level in the house came from running the car in the garage to warm it...
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the outside is all inside now. why is that alarm still going off?
The guest bathroom is in the midst of remodeling chaos, but I was quite confident that by the end of...
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why my boyfriend is hot
Tim is tall. He brings me flowers. He makes the world's best martini. And all that is nice enough... but...
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sleepless with donuts
My joy over sleeping was premature. As it turns out, I have to actively destroy things to sleep. It's starting...
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2,4,6,8 this is how we sublimate
sub…li…mate: To divert the energy associated with (an unacceptable impulse or drive) into a personally and socially acceptable activity -...
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my first meme
I don't normally do these. But it's amazing how much of my life I have spent with my nose in...
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back in the saddle again
Talk about chain of events. I felt bad that Archie was sitting in the snow. So, we finally clean the...
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baby, it's cold outside
Yesterday's grumpy lethargy is forgotten, and today we have actually been productive. It's almost too embarrassing to show, but our...
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vodka negates all cheese calories. no. really.
After all the years we've known each other Tim chooses TONIGHT to mention that his father's favorite late night drinking...
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life in the fast lane
I've been out of sorts all day, and I suspect my ongoing insomnia has a lot to do with it....
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vegas, baby.
I remain insomniriffic. Bummer. And apparently lack of sleep makes me invent whole words, like insomniriffic. Don't throw things, but...
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insomnia plague
"The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago, Turned around backwards so the windshield shows. Every streetlight reveals the picture...
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sigh. here comes the bride.
So, the boy and I have reached a mutually agreeable compromise. We're having a very small ceremony on Friday, and...
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and i just backed away from the cucumbers
Living healthier isn't all it's cracked up to be. First it was skim milk and margarine, then soy-based "sausages', and...
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the pitcher picture
I don't like the taste of beer. It's completely tragic. My whole adult life I have been excluded from the...
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the cheese stands alone
I've known Alice for almost twenty years. Alice is my Voice of Reason, the one practical friend that we all...
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snow tales
We live reluctantly in the 'burbs, and every morning the boy and I commute in two different directions. He fights...
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angel from montgomery
There were a few bright spots among my many soul-sucking errands today. For one thing, I ran into my hair...
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i bet in hell you just wander around bridal shops
Turns out Julie is right. The big poofy people are much MUCH scarier than lawyers. The whole lawyer visit...
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pray for me
I can't decide which appointment I am dreading more today. It's probably the appointment with a lawyer. It just kills...
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mr. schoompy-pants
The boy came home from work today with a bouquet of lillies and a stack of bridal magazines. Honestly, he's...
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the night in the big city
Hope you all had a great new year's eve. We did....
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at last the holidays are almost over
The year 2003 went out in a blaze of glory here in Pittsburgh, which has to be a good sign,...
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did i mention we have a camera phone now? and a cat? and vodka?
Please. I beg you. Next year, for me- get the flu shot? That would be swell. I'm back at the...
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my new boyfriend is a cornbag
I must confess. I have a new boyfriend. I can highly recommend his services to anyone with chronic neck or...
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dip says hi
So, I got Tim a cell phone for Christmas. It was kind of a Christmas present to me as well,...
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is it scrumptiously crunchable?
Do bad things really happen in threes? If so, I'm due for a third key disaster. Christmas Eve I was...
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my niece's christmas card from last year is too cute not to post this year
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happy christmas eve's eve
1) My sister braved the holiday madness at the grocery store tonight to buy mini sweet gherkins, because she knows...
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on love
Tim is so excited that he wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me we are...
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you're going to wear panties like an elf
Thank you all so much for your congrats. I'm a little overwhelmed here still. I have some thoughts on diamonds...
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the news
So, I'm not married. Or, heaven forbid, pregnant. I did however agree to marry that boy of mine this weekend....
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birthday boy
Yesterday was Tim's birthday. He is a year older, and somehow manages to still be in his twenties, the...
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all the way home i'll be warm
I'm officially an old lady. Not only do I drive a station wagon, but I love it. Love it, I...
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what would miss manners say?
I'm honestly befuddled this year. Patients often bring flowers, candy or cookies to the office this time of year. But,...
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and hippopotamuses like me too
I feel much better today. Yesterday was our office Christmas party and Taresa (one of the nurses) noticed that after...
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tra la la la la
I'm not dead, but I'm beginning to wish I was. I finally was feeling better yesterday, and then around eight...
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snot alot
It's completely unbelievable but I am sick. Again. I usually have an iron constitution, but this is day eight of...
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how i ruined christmas for everyone
You know those stuffed animals that sing Christmas carols in reponse to a remote sensor? Let's say someone hung a...
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oops, there goes another rubber tree plant
After last weekend's hat disaster I hit the needles again. And this time.......
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let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...
Hooray!! Talk about perfect timing- we had our first big snowfall last night. Unbelievably, I have no work obligations...
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like sands through the hourglass
I struggled for months with the decision to buy a new car. As you may know, I have a new...
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stickin' to my dayjob
I had a plan. A hat plan. I figured it was time to break out of scarves, and I was...
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sibling rivalry
I killed my Mini yesterday. On purpose. It became depressed, or possessed and began randomly opening it's own windows and...
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the thanks part
it's hardest to love the ordinary things, she said, but you get lots of opportunities to practice. -brian andreas To...
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monday
I'm exhausted. And my much loved Betta, Barstow, died today after two years of making my office a happy place....
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mmmmmm. cheetos.
Were you aware food ate while on call doesn't count?...
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purls of hope
Twenty-two hours down and forty-two hours to go of call. It kills me to be trapped in the hospital today,...
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aqua-paws
I was hijacked by anxiety today, and I didn't even see it coming. Not that it would have changed the...
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well healed
As a concession to my aging feet I have finally given in. I work between twelve and thirteen hours on...
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what do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
It's been a day of good and bad news. I thought I was going to have to cover one of...
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girl's night
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martinis in t minus five and counting
I've been a liitle down this week. I've been at work late, and then on call and then at work...
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ode to ohio
I have a thing for historic hotels and an embarrassing large collection of travel books on my bookshelves. So, this...
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run, run, run away
Everything they say about hospitals at the full moon is true, and I have been there since five am this...
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but this year, it's our year
It turns out, the last time I actually felt healthy enough to venture to the pub was the last game...
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narrow escapes
You would not believe the day I had. I just got home a full two hours later than normal after...
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happiness is...
It's almost... almost worth working thirteen hours on my feet in heels. Because it feels just so darn good to...
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closely knit
I've started to learn to knit, and I am shockingly bad at it. I figured I had to do something...
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they're coming to get you barbara
I wish Tim wouldn't insist on watching Night of the Living Dead every year. It's scary, and I can't be...
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at least i won't be tempted to eat all the candy myself...
Happy Halloween to all! I admit it, I'm a wait to the last minute girl when it comes to the...
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oh mel, kiss my grits
I woke myself up snoring this afternoon. This was made extra tragic by the fact that I was asleep in...
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go suzie. it's your birthday.
Actually, it's not my birthday. It was, however, my birthday last Wednesday. Sadly, I spent this past week about as...
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heal thyself, yeah, whatever.
I was awake maybe five hours this weekend, and the rest of the weekend I slept on the couch. I...
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the family, it weeps
We were all ready to drive to New Hampshire, so we could watch the series with my people instead of...
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holding my breath in the 'burgh
My ever helpful host fixed my comments, so now my mother can woohoo her own self. Thanks, liz! And, hopefully...
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the family, it rejoices
My mother just called to tell me my comments were down. I'm aware, but I don't know when or how...
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go red sox!!
I cancelled my knitting class. I gave blood, in spite of my extreme fear of needles. I've done all I...
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I blame me.
It's my fault the Red Sox lost last night. I had evening office hours and so I wasn't able to...
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happiness is...
Have I mentioned that I firmly believe that rich people aren't neater than me, they just have better containers to...
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back from babylon
I feel guilty about it, but I am not sure that it justifies my new-found love for paying for convenience....
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happy birthday
Speaking of maudlin, there are some people who will never change. Some people will always see the worst side of...
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maudlin
Pittsburgh is a football town, end of story. When I dragged myself into work on Tuesday, weary from Monday's night...
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take me out to the ballgame
Tim unsuccessfully tried to play on my yankee roots to justify skipping dance class tonight. No dice, buddy. But after...
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oh good. now i get the tear-jerker channel.
I rushed home from the hospital this afternoon to let the cable guy in. We've had problems with certain channels...
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baby, it's cold outside
Well, the boys just called from Clarion. They are as intoxicated as expected and apparently currently listening to Slayer and...
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you know i made him promise not to let anyone pee in my sleeping bags before he left
It is the Autumn Leaf Festival in Clarion, PA and Tim has left the building. I know such a festival...
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he found a kangaroo that followed him home and now it is his
No, really. Is Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla too obscure for a Halloween costume?...
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hold for the last time then slip away quietly
Oh. My. God. hp has kidnapped my adolescence. "Pictures of You" should invoke sobbing, sullen girls wearing black. Not photo...
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how you doin?
I spent a very unpleasant three hours getting my Mini inspected this afternoon. Archie is already a year old, and...
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and the other is gold
Somehow I have found myself in a point of my life that the term "old friend" describes people I have...
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the perils of technology
The cats have figured out how to change our answering machine message by jumping on the machine. I wouldn't mind...
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algorithm for suzie
So, we're sitting eating lunch and I am a little hopped up on the first diet Pepsi I've had in...
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burning up with your love
I gave up all vices this week to help cure a tough case of heartburn. As a physician I of...
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me aching toes
Yet another weekend spent working on the house, but this one was at least satisfying. The living room is finally...
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would you like biscuit, cornbread or hushpuppies with that?
It's been almost ten full years since the last time I waited tables, and I still sometimes have dreams that...
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bottom of the heap
I'm claustraphobic. Which is a real challenge around my house, seeing as I share my space with three cats and...
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you're the one that's crazy
The eighties have been haunting me the past day or so. First, Highlander. Then I find this stash of pictures...
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true confessions
Next month I will be thirty-one years old. And before tonight, I never saw the Highlander. Sad, but true. All...
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letting go
I'm still here. I haven't quit my job, or even seriously considered it. On Thursday I came home from our...
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driving down the road with the sunroof open on the most beautiful day of the year
Last week I had a crisis of faith. I'm not sure I want to be a doctor anymore. I feel...
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first the corn. what next, frozen burritos?
You may have predicted we would be impractical last night, and indeed we were. That made two nights in a...
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if it's not scottish it's... not wearing a dumb hat
We don't compromise well. Yesterday we both had goals. I wanted to go to the art fair at Mellon...
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the curse of girls
Every morning on my drive to work there are people who I see every day. One of my favorites was...
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a bad day
He was fifty-two and he didn't want to die. He refused to take the pain medicine I tried to give...
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home on the bayou
Three whole weekend days later the swamp (marsh?) spare bedroom is not quite complete, but we're almost there. My stain...
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it's not so easy being green
Brilliant idea number one: Decorate the spare bedroom like the swamp from the opening scene of the Muppet Movie. Lots...
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the lovers, the dreamers and me
We're back on the remodeling trail. Cheyenne can confirm the hideous-unless-you-are-an-eleven-year-old-boy nature of our guest bedroom. So we're redoing it...
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write this one down kids
I'm on call and have a... feeling of doom. Maybe it's just the past two days have been pretty shitty....
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i so met jill sobule and you didn't
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i'm just even here in happy town
The boy and I are venturing out of the 'burbs tonight. Normally I wouldn't on a school night, but it's...
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horse-hockey
You couldn't tell if you looked out my window right this second, but it was rainy day here in western...
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slightly great
I try not to obsess on my anxiety. For one thing, it's boring, and for another it certainly doesn't...
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my new do is a don't
I know Mr. P pretty well. As a matter of fact, I know his wife, and his wife's twin sister...
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too much month at the end of our money
Ah the joys of being a new homeowner. We're broke. Clearly broke is a relative term, because we've paid our...
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heeeresssssssss....
Miss Joelle sent me about the coolest present ever today. It involves the first man I ever had a crush...
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you are what you are
Last night at the concert it was bandied about that John Prine is the greatest singer/ songwriter of all time....
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carson street goblin
It's a good thing I had my camera when we were driving through the South Side of Pittsburgh the other...
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just wonderin' how i'd ever live without you by my side
So, somehow I managed to drink a bottle of Pinot Grigio before seven. I blame Tim. There is no...
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don't say boone's farm. i'd have to leave the house. and put on a bra.
I have never been so thankful for a day off. I'm STILL in my pajamas and it's five pm. There's...
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the low road
When I had to put my dog to sleep, I distinctly remember my friend Rebeccah leaning over to my sister...
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stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Sigh. Cheyenne has left the building. We'll miss her muchly. Pittsburgh was just too exciting for her I suppose. Those...
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you have an elevated psa, and whatcha wearin?
The worst part about the partner being out of the office isn't being twice as busy or the extra hours,...
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afternoon delight
When was the last time you were at the grocery store in the mid-afternoon on a weekday? I couldn't tell...
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back from brownsville
My day started at four am yesterday and didn't end until after two am, when we finally conceded defeat to...
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we aim to please
In happier news, Cheyenne is here. Girl is getting some quick re-ed-u-ca-tion on the land of mullets. She was trapped...
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riding the wave
My grandfather went downstairs for what I assured the family was a relatively minor procedure. He aspirated and respiratory arrested...
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gently out to sea
I've tried but I can't picture my grandfather in hospital robes. Or with a NG tube in his nose, or...
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crying takes the bad out of it
So it's been one of those days. One of the days you feel like a wet dishrag at the end...
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a theoretical question...
Let's say you knew a girl who was constantly asking her boy to wear safety goggles when using power tools....
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the new phonebooks are here!
I am not ashamed how excited I get when the local adult school brochure arrives. See, I live in a...
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space vs. suzie
There's a terribly useless space next to our fireplace that offends me with its useless-ness. Said space is 32 1/2...
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goals
There were many big plans this weekend, so why is nothing done yet? One word. Ikea. Every time we go...
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pie in the sky
Last night I was thinking about karma. I sat here on the couch eating key lime pie and wondered what...
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love me some wednesday nights
The boy is at "band practice" (which I'm still convinced is code for "hanging out with the guys at Hooters")....
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poi pondering
Bad weekend, and that's all I have to say about that. We have so many home improvement projects planned that...
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wishful packages
I left the hospital at almost exactly nine pm tonight, about fourteen hours after I first got there. I was...
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but isn't that a job for the head nurse?
My computer connection at home has been down for a few days. It's just as well. I've been so busy...
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tgif
I am so already in my pajamas....
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what channel is lifetime again?
Wait. Help. Can TNN just become "the first network for men"? It's causing chaos at my already chaotic house. Tim...
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whys
Why is bing cherry season so short? Why didn't anybody tell me magnets don't stick to a stainless steel fridge?...
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speechless
There are no words to describe the pain of unpacking. So I have no words today....
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waiting for signs
I used to wait for a sign, she said, before I did anything. Then one night I had a dream...
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muncie's little helper
My cat is on valium. No really. I wish I was joking. The poor creature has lived with me for...
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the devil is a crafty one
So, fostering cats is one thing. But being tricked into volunteering at a booth is quite another. I used to...
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post traumatic fridge disorder
Still alive here, just completely overwhelmed. Work has been keeping me so busy I haven't had time to unpack, and...
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we live
Oh. My. God. It has been the worst weekend of my life. But. We are moved. Completely. And we have...
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broadband back, but at what price?
Hey look! I'm still alive, despite my dire predictions. All of the heavy items have been moved, but there is...
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there is no cure acute move-itis
Tim tells me the time has come to pack the computer. If you don't hear from me in the next...
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moving towards the light...
Generally it's hard for me to get too enthusiatic about Tuesdays. Tuesdays mean twelve hours of office, and by the...
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more trim please
Oh, now I remember what it is that I hate more than painting trim. Packing....
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and i might stop christopher lowell as well. i blame him for my current pain.
If I had a time machine I suppose I would do something like get rid of Hitler. Or whatever. But...
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day of rest
Everybody has their breaking point, and as it happens mine is refrigerators. Yesterday I lost a patient, painted the foyer...
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plastered alone on a wednesday night
You would think if you were a boy who had band practice on Wednesday nights you would warn your overly...
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fatigue sets in
There are only so many hours in the day and it's beginning to take its toll. I work eight to...
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advice from mrs. 5-in-1
The last of the wallpaper is gone. From now on, whenever someone moves I vow to give them a 5-in-1...
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in which i pay men for service
Yeah, yeah. We've been so focused on our remodelling-painting-caulking-shopping-woohoo-we're-homeowners! kick that I managed to over look the fact that we...
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do donkeys caulk?
Why would you use brick as a backsplash? Why? Did I mention I live in western Pennsylvania, with nary...
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i've been having an affair with the 5-in-1. don't tell the caulk, it wouldn't understand.
We're still remodeling daily. Things have progressed from mere paint to manual labor, and let me tell you, I'm developing...
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just like trading spaces. except with more profanity. and caulk.
Almost the whole first floor is done, and I call Uncle. Tomorrow is officially Don't Touch Paint Day, so mark...
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i never thought i could get tired of caulk
What we have learned thus far: Lowe's sucks your pocketbook. Ikea sucks your soul....
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how i learned to love caulk
Listen, I can't update... the only thing happening is really boring house stuff. And also, after twelve hours of working...
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it looks so much easier on the discovery channel
Don't get me wrong, being a homeowner is still great. Painting, however, sucks. Don't worry, I refuse to let fatigue...
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the aftermath
So, buying a house was somewhat like graduating from medical school. I thought about and worked for it for so...
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and...
We have keys. We are homeowners. I have lots more to say, but first we have to go, um, christen...
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the sounds of silence
There's currently a U-Haul parked at our proposed new residence, which bodes well. Even more exciting is today's adoption of...
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how soon is now
Hey look! My DSL has returned to functioning status. How lovely. Things here are very wacky. We may or may...
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otherwise, i'm forced to resort to vodka shots again...
Our head nurse just let me poke her with needle and remove a half dozen skin tags. Minor destruction with...
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tick tock
My home internet is down. The money we need to close with was wired this morning but has not yet...
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the end of the world as i know it
If you knew Tim in all his supremely calm glory, you'd understand just how ominous it is that even he...
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i can't drive 55
So, the nice non-ticket giving cop also gave me the heads-up that he or his brethen will be in the...
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i've been had
Waaa-ait a minute here. How come I just figured this house buying thing out? You save all your money. You...
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no really. i am having a very bad day.
The only good thing is, I apparently made the decision to go blonde right in the nick of time. At...
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wasted prayer
These weeks that I round at the hospital are physically and emotionally tough. For one thing the hospital, my house...
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i call time out
I deliberately walked away from my To-Do list this weekend in anticipation of a upcoming month of stress. The new...
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kittens of the world, unite.
Doris and her kittens have wrought so much havoc in the house that last night they were banished to...
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ch-ch-ch-changes
So, I guess I lost my focus here. Really, there hasn't been too much happening that hasn't fallen into one...
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you'll poke your eyes out
True story: I once had a splinter in the bottom of my foot for months. I was waiting for it...
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and then, there were three
Judy stopped by this afternoon to pick up the new kittens for their first vet visit. Unfortunately, I turns out...
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happy monday
I know I've mentioned it before, but really- I only get sick on weekends. Heavens forbid I enjoy a day...
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danger kitty
The other kittens are cute too. Moki is a very shy but very sweet little girl, and Wembley is the...
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fear the gobo
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down at fraggle rock
There's good news and bad news. The good news is Jackson had a trip to the vet today where he...
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beware greeks bearing oaths
In spite of predicted rain it was an unbelievably gorgeous day here. We were all inching towards the door at...
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that's mr. jackson. if you're nasty.
I started fostering kittens for CatSense after finding and unsuccessfully trying to save an abandoned kitten I had named Enzo....
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kickboxing, you ever heard of kickboxing? sport of the future?
I really was joking about turning to the hooch, but I wasn't joking about the need to get really angry....
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public service announcement
Oh. And if someone *cough*JON*cough* has been sending me emails to my home account, I should give you the heads...
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permission
I've mentioned before I don't drink when I'm sad or anxious; and trust me there are impressive genetic reasons for...
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weekend of love
I had no idea how much I needed this weekend. There's been the house stress, of course. But there's been...
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but they'll laugh at you in jackson, and i'll be dancin' on a pony keg
The pajama plan was officially ditched, but it's OK. We have just returned from a little adventure that involved...
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hopefully there are no hufflelumps!
I'm a bad person. Everytime I hear a certain patient prononce the word "wheezes" as "weasles" I giggle. I am...
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exhale
No, I'm OK. Somehow after thirty years I finally managed to teach a man this simple trick: Don't tell me...
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home early from the pub
I'm too depressed to drink. This has to be a bad sign....
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how soon is now?
The problem is, I don't know how to talk about this anymore without being 1) irritating or 2) just pathetic....
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no. you don't have anthrax.
I floss every day, but Tim has never seen me in the act. And I still lock the bathroom door....
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a life long dream fufilled
You may or may not have noticed that I have been working/ on call a fair bit lately. Given my...
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with extra easter cheese sauce, please
I just got home from the hospital after the residents asked me to come in for a (non-ham!) related emergency....
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porkophobia
I have a pair of drawstring khakis that look and feel like pajama bottoms. They are somewhat unprofessional in appearance,...
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feel my pain
I couldn't sleep last night over worry that this year, like every year, a well-intentioned sweet little lady would...
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scrap metal time
So, I'm on call tonight, and just got home. I mentioned that there were a few other stressors floating about...
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hope
Have I mentioned spring is my favorite season? When I left evening office tonight it was still light, and unbelievably...
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very loud zen
As you are probably aware, my little Mini is a British car, but has a lot of German internal organs,...
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finding my happy place
"Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the...
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update
Still no word, except for a phone call from the realtor saying there is still no word. And, a second...
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hand in glove
You'd think that having insight into somatization would help, but it doesn't. Everyday I see people in office with headaches...
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frozen happiness
The appraiser won't have her report ready until Monday- coincidentally the last day we can legally break our contract the...
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although purple could work for me...
Being a small town doctor has it's disadvantages. Earlier this week I had to call the wife of a patient...
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the gift of sleep
I came home from evening office last night to a message on my answering machine from the appraiser. She wants...
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closer to home
Our new (potential) home passed inspection sans difficulty today. We're spending obscene amounts of time talking about moldings and cabinets....
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mudslide therapy
I'm still alive, just spending a lot of time at work and home improvement stores gazing dreamily at paint swatches....
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a sigh of relief
You may recall my bank is in Texas, and I am here in western PA. This recently lead to the...
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i am the warrior bang bang
Turns out, I'm in serious danger of getting kicked out of yoga because my current stress level requires some level...
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come on sweetie, it's not worse than judging a boy pageant...
Alrighty. Forty-five minutes on hold and I have a new loan officer with a direct number and a honest and...
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now i'm worried i'm a bad worrier
I couldn't actually tell it was spring when I was scraping snow off my car windows this morning, but once...
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somne, quies rerum
I usually fall asleep the minute I lay down. I'm good at sleeping. But I haven't slept in a week,...
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here he is, mr. shs
I rarely play the doctor card. My experience has been the girl card is much more effective in every case,...
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this sunday sponsored by seven and seven
So let's catch up, shall we? As of five hours ago, the boy and I have officially entered into the...
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tap tap tap
You may or may not have noticed I have been having technical difficulties. KD seems to have fixed all (thanks)....
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test post
helloooooooo...
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i'm just a girl in the world
Tim lobbied extensively for us to combine households. I was against it. I was very hesitant to let another man...
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death and taxes
It's been an eventful few days. First, I had my taxes done on Monday. And although I have a lot...
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one dilly bar from nirvana
Thank goodness-a weekend with an happy (almost over, woohoo!) ending. Our foster cat, Prudence found a home when I was...
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regrets, i have a few
Can you believe that after spending three straight days at the hospital I was not on the Peds floor even...
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we all scream for ice cream
I left the hospital after ten on Friday and Saturday nights. Today I left my house before five in the...
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Hey lah dee dah
I'm alive....
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afterthought
On a lighter note, does any one else remember when Dairy Queen used to have soft serve pistachio ice cream...
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movin' right along
Sorry I missed wishing all a happy Saint Patrick's day. I have not a speck of Irish blood, but I...
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curse of the irish
I hate to drive at baseline, and for personal and professional reasons refuse to drive if I have had even...
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still in my jammies at noon, hurrah!
Yes, I'm still alive, but I've been healthier. I slept until after nine this morning, a luxury that has been...
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snot funny
I'm actually rather proud of myself for managing to get ill during the work week. Sure, hacking up a lung...
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what the doctor ordered after burning the soup
Heck with the soup and juice thing. Hot tea. Honey. Touch 'o the Jameson's. Warm blankets. Rest. Trust me....
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suffer no hangnail
Last night I worried at a spot of the sole of my right foot until it bled. Before I started...
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looks like i picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
I like to picture my immune system looking like one of those old Jack LaLanne ads, because it's burly muscles...
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finally made it here
My first food concession to aging was not really my fault. When I first moved to Pittsburgh I found that...
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reconsidering meatless mondays
Now I realize that every other entry here is about my pierogy obsession. But really, I can't help it. I...
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tragedy strikes
There was an ice storm today, and the local high school cancelled classes. This is very unfortunate, as it means...
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end of the pity party
Taresa is right in her comment, of course. I have the world's greatest job. She's one of the nurses from...
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self indulgent, move along
A week ago my family had to ban me from using the word "failure"....
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are there classifieds for this sort of thing?
Do you ever have those nights when you miss the window of sleep? Where you're exhausted but you just can't...
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the cure for what ails you
One of my favorite patients is in the hospital right now. I've mentioned her before. In the past she has...
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how to make a good vegetarian go bad
1) Move from the southwest to Pittsburgh, PA. 2) Start residency. Work at least ninety hours a week. 3) Begin...
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return to the open road
We took advantage of the lack of snow this weekend and put almost six hundred miles on the Mini. It's...
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polkabration
The truth is, February is always a rather unpleasant month ëround these parts. Between the flu and Seasonal Affective Disorder...
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the aftermath
I'm mostly recovered today. I was so tense be the end of yesterday that it felt like every muscle in...
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and,
oh yeah. Can I mention I take that unwanted pregnancy personally? This young girl already has a toddler. I have...
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is it a full moon?
You know of course that all of those medical dramas on television are horseshit. Most days are filled with normal...
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hurrah for presents
Presents! Not one, but two of my residents brought me presents today. And nothing makes me happier than presents. The...
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threading the needle
Sigh. Not a MILF in sight at the class. It was just me, Tim, fifteen plump housewives and an old...
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have i mentioned that i'm not above telling fibs to get what i want?
Apparently Tim has been taking a fair amount of slack because I have talked him into taking yoga classes with...
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not having a very relaxing day off over here
I have now officially had my first bad experience as a foster cat home. I just had two of the...
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confessions of a lactaholic
For the second weekend in a row circumstances and weather conspired to keep my sister from visiting, which is very...
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baskin robbins narrowly averts disaster
Wow. Know you've had a had a bad day when the sight of people sitting at "your spot" at the...
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looking at the cup half full. of beer.
Last night was about the worst call night I have ever had. And I left my house an hour early...
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it's cute until we wake up without toes
Speaking of cats, the big stack of them are the 100th submission to the Blogs & Pets Project. They are...
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blood letting
Oy. Flu season, enough said. Things are nutty at work, and tonight I sit here at the hospital on call...
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confession
We don't watch a lot of TV around these parts, but I must confess to an embarrassing love of made...
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nostalgia
We met up with my medical school roommate the same night we flew into Phoenix. I didn't have my...
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sigh.
No really. Tim is sick. He's febrile and achy and his eyes look all blood shot. But he made a...
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when in rome
I have been carefully hoarding a bag of hand-made pierogies in my freezer. Yes, I miss Ace pear cider and...
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welcome home
I was really counting on that snow to keep my morning at work easy. No snow, and so I had...
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why i love him
The boy insists on bringing me home two dozen roses even though he knows my anti-Valentine's sentiments and we agreed...
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undercover
You'd have to live here to really understand how cool my new sweatshirt is. My first sin in this town...
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yes, i know what today is.
I hate Valentine's Day. I hate invented holidays in general. Father's Day. Guys named Bob Day. But Valentine's Day is...
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mental note
If you've been wandering around the sunny Southwest it's best not to be too chipper on your first day back...
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and lastly..
Just a few more pictures- My friends Joe and Jess. We were neighbors in college. Jessica is the kindest person...
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vegas part deux
Mikey's photoblog is a much funnier and better organized account from Vegas- Go check it out!...
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sunset
It's good to be home. The bristles on my travel toothbrush are too soft and I'm not sure that...
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lucy, i'm home
The road trip is over, and we are home in snowy, freezing Pittsburgh. I have a few more pictures, and...
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reset complete
We decided to take advantage of the bargain Vegas weekday rooms and take a vacation from our vacation. We spent...
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what happens in vegas stays in vegas
Yesterday we did Vegas right. We started the mayhem around noon. At four in the morning we dragged our butts...
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in which we drive hours out of our way to see... snow?
We left San Francisco on Friday. We planned to meet up with the San Francisco contingent in Las Vegas,...
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update
We've been away from internet access for a few days, and much has happened! We woke up early on Thursday...
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i'm leaving my... liver in san francisco
We're in San Francisco, and there are drinking games afoot. More later, promise....
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speechless
Big Sur can't be described with words. I won't even try. Obligatory self portrait of happiness....
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SLO ride
We're those tourists. You know, the ones who put their hands in the prints in Hollywood and scream and...
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radio free suzie
Good news. I escaped from the Apple store unsold. (It was close for a minute there.) The battery quest remains...
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on the road again
Alright, we are headed out into the world, and possibly away from internet access. The laptop needs a backup battery,...
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and did i mention, i'm a big cheeseball?
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next stop hollywood
I am somewhat conflicted about being on vacation in the southwest instead of flying back to New Hampshire. My grandmother's...
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this morning
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yesterday morning
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rest
Yesterday was a day of personal, as well as national, loss. When arrived in Phoenix there was a message on...
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farewell
Every space crew has a MD on board. I always liked to imagine that one day I would overcome my...
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hospital part four
Suzie: Where is Mr. B? Nurse1: He's not in his room? Suzie: Nope. Nurse2: Oh. I just saw him putting...
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procrastination
I suppose I should be, well, packing. Being that I'm headed on vacation tomorrow afternoon. And have to be at...
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hospital part three
I am lucky to be a family physician. My day includes endings and beginnings. My favorite visits are well child...
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hospital part two
Today I said goodbye to a ninety-one year old woman and wrote the order that would prevent IVs, and tubes,...
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hospital part one
Next time you are in a hospital look at the elevator buttons. You may notice that the only one that...
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wear flowers in your hair
Thanks for all the song suggestions. I am working on the CDs now, and have spent the last few hours...
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moving right along
To add to the pre-vacation suspense I am rounding at the hospital this week. I get up two hours earlier,...
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i've got no strings to tie me down
The best purchase I made this year was snow tires. No question. But quickly moving to number two in this...
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don't scoff, i know people who know people
So, I don't get much of this Blogwhore thing, but I am willing to join in if it helps Ciscley,...
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one is silver, the other gold
The best part of the upcoming trip? Seeing old friends, like the lovely Alice. She's had my back for almost...
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king of the road
The sun broke through the clouds today for almost three hours. The skies were (get this) blue. I kid you...
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voices carry
We were at the Margaret Cho show this Saturday night, and had a pretty good time once I got past...
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sober on superbowl sunday
I know it's un-American, but I didn't watch much of the Superbowl. Instead I alternated between naps, working on tomorrow's...
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Do you have your
Do you have your button yet?...
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the little hearts doodled on my prescription pad i can't justify at all, though
I'm been subject to some abuse because I have lately started wearing nylons to the office. Now, it is true...
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take the skinheads bowling
Have I mentioned that Jilly is my source for all things Pittsburgh? I need some help out here in the...
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bathtime
One of the most frequent discussions in my house concerns post-shower behavior. Me? Wet, wild and free. I get out,...
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sliding doors, or "the danger of having the day off and watching too much daytime tv and thinking unproductive thoughts"
If my life was a science fiction novel I could point to three or four major decisions that I would...
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in which i attempt to join the s.b.g.s.
It was a relaxing weekend, with much pajama-wearing, hummus and stuffed grape leaves-eating, and vacation planning goodness. And, oh yeah,...
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recovery
You may notice I have deleted some of the slew of "I'm about to crack" posts from earlier today. They...
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so much for friday
My windshield wipers fell apart on the way to work. Thirteen miles of snow and salt, much unpleasantness. I tried...
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doing the happy it's friday dance
It's been a rough couple of days at work. It tends to happen this way- all of the hards parts,...
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i fart in your general direction
My sister and I were talking on the phone tonight, and in the course of our conversation I called her...
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i'm just looking for off color jokes about giving me a jump
My Mini, Archie, behaves in the snow rather like I imagine one of those proper British butlers with shiny shoes...
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here they come just in time
It occurred to me while writing the lovey dovey stuff that I've met a lot of bloggers in person. Is...
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love fest '03
I don't normally participate in these sorts of things but this is just too darn nice to resist. I had...
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and then? i'll have to clean the floor anyway.
Look, I've got a pretty high gross-out threshold, but hair balls are a sure-fire puke inducer. Which is why, when...
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the easy way
Tim and I are officially signed up for hatha yoga classes in February. How does one get a man...
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eyebrow envy
I'm finding it difficult to write this morning, because I just spent the last ten minutes blinding myself with...
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purified
I hope nobody was too worried about me or my impurities. I have just returned from the spa, and am...
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assimilation
I found a yellow sweater! Go me. Here I am, at work, surrounded by Steeler fans and blending. Well, sort...
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here we go. steelers. here we go.
I've broken my own rules in the past, but as a rule I am against theme dressing in general. For...
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preventing plop-age
Speaking of the cool kids. The real reason I was face-masking last night was my upcoming weekend plans. I am...
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guilty pleasures
What?? Blue skies in Pittsburgh? The heck you say. Ah, but it's true. It was a lovely day here in...
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are there even any film photographers on the internet?
The organization I foster for is having a rather cute Valentine's Day contest. They are putting together a 2004 calendar...
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i used to cry. but now i hold my head up high.
Most doctors I know have wives. Wives rock. My partner has one, and she stays home and cooks and makes...
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can't get that one on netflix
Alright, today- by FAR my favorite statement by a patient, maybe even more than the viagra guy, was an eighty-one...
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grumpy public service announcement
OK, I must need chocolate. I can't hear some old coot tell me about his "prostRate problems" even one more...
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feel the love
I dated a comic book fan for five years. No, really, he was cute and smart and a nice guy,...
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crossroads
I always pictured myself working in someplace like Howard Brown, or specializing in adolescent medicine, and here I find myself...
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cats under glass
As mentioned the two new fosters are painfully shy. They were overwhelmed and terrified on arrival, so when they arrived...
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confession
Today was a busy day, but a satisfying one. I saw nothing but sick people. It sounds awful, but after...
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when in rome
I get blank looks of astonishment from my Pennsylvania peers when I try to explain that I have never...
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welcome to 2003
In my defense, by the time I resorted to calling my sister this morning it was at least two hours...
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my baby sister is 28 today!
Another year gone already? Hopefully on my drive home today I will come up with a better list of resolutions...
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breaking the law
The two new foster cats I have are very shy, and I am beginning to worry they won't rehabilitate. I...
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how to get in a better mood
1) Have all normal conversation shouting at the top of your lungs. 2) Rocky Balboa impersonation. 3) Worry excessively that...
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grinch day 2
It is rare that I am in a true and prolonged bad mood and I wear it like an itchy...
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captured by the grinch
After tomorrow I will be done rounding at the hospital for a month or so. Thank goodness. I have succumbed...
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emily explains christmas
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christmas eve eve
I'm still junior faculty, which means for the second year on a row I am rounding at the hospital over...
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survival of the fittest
Uncle Bobby: So, what do you do for a living? Tim: I'm a graphic designer. Uncle Bobby: Oh. Uncle...
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over the river and through the woods
It seems every one of my patients has a Slovak or Italian last name and none of them to can...
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northern exposure
Everyone was at work this morning, so I guess we didn't win the lottery. Sigh. I suppose I have to...
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insight
Tim and I are still driving each other cars. His SUV is having some occasional but ongoing work done by...
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traitors
Apparently, if our office hits the power ball tonight I am the only sucker who is showing up tomorrow morning...
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mortal city
I think I have a special kind of hearing tonight I hear the neighbors upstairs I hear my heart beating...
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arboreus gianticus
My point is- if you have been tree shopping with me three years in a row you should know I...
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file under whine
Today I have: worked on my day off, slammed my hand in the car door, attempted to rearrange my schedule...
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urban and mysterious
Last night technology let me down. All my fancy-smancy elastic accessories left me in the lurch, and I was forced...
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mind the gap
I can't keep a secret and I can't lie. It's really awful, especially as social graces demand a certain capacity...
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birthday greetings
Today it is my lovely and gracious host's birthday! Happy Birthday KD !!...
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the little things in life
Ooh. Ice storm this morning- makes walking to the car tough, but makes me happy. This is because I get...
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photo exchange time!!
My Photo Exchange partner and I have our photos up!! Aren't hers lovely? Give Alison's pictures below a looksey, and...
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clear the streets
A few weeks ago I was stuck trying to get up a hill in the snow. At least three SUVs...
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waiting to exhale
My life feels unfair right now. I feel guilty for being happy. For the past few months I've been holding...
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the two faces of suzie
There was a temporary halt to kitten fostering during the boy invasion. Today I picked up two new kittens. No...
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a recently refrigerated kitten takes her revenge on the toliet paper
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faith in my fellow man
Listen, Steve Madden boots are boots in name only. Cute? Yes. Practical? Notsomuch. Once I realized just what I was...
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reach out and touch faith
I wore a lot of black in the eighties. Yeah, well- I still do, but now my music tastes aren't...
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driving in a winter wonderland
You may have seen the latest winter storm on the news. Getting to work was a challenge this morning....
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hamster runs back up and running
I came home from evening office last night to empty driveway. I thought someone had stolen the Mini- but lo!...
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i just wear a lot of orange and drive to work fast
Today is the first day of Buck Season here in western PA. This may not mean much to you, wherever...
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world AIDS day
The first patient I ever had on my first day as a "real doctor" knew all about me. He knew...
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crossing "procreation" of to do list
There are a lot of boy items in my house, have I mentioned? And adding to the state of joy...
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i've got twenty three more years of practice than her
Poor Emily. Somehow my poor niece got saddled with every single one of my personality flaws. High on the list...
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and rolling rock for all
ìDietary indiscretionî is one of the few doctor words I like. So much nicer than ìpigged out and got sickî,...
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i'm thankful for my family
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today i'm thankful i work in a small town
My Service Engine light has been going on and off, and I swear I hear the damn car giggling. My...
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revenge of the reliable sedan
Suzie: What a beautiful winter wonderland morning! And the roads are great! Saturn: Shut up. Nobody is going to believe...
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the view out my window this morning
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sex for salt
Apparently there is only one salt truck in all of western PA- a major disadvantage to working evening office hours...
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avoid any games with jill matrix and the blonde
Did you notice I didn't say anything about the play-Cranium-instead-of-pool rematch? Well, it's because it in spite of their gorgeous...
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having a boy around the house isn't all bad
Grumble, grumble. The onslaught of boy belongings has (hopefully) temporarily evicted my car from the garage. However, when I went...
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i have to climb a beanstalk to get in the front door
All of a sudden I'm dwarfed in my own house. My new six foot four roommate has brought a new...
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my issue with the swedes
I am the only person who has a love/hate relationship with Ikea? I have already made a run in anticipation...
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as long as no one moves the nail clippers, i might make it through
Chaos reigns here at Casa Suzie. In a little over fourteen hours I will no longer be the sole ruler...
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wish the mini came with four wheel drive...
It's officially snowing here in the 'burgh. The above is a bad picture of very cold cows on my...
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coming soon
All systems are go for the holiday film exchange. Check out my partner's site, and stay tuned!...
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rematch! i demand a rematch!
I'm a terrible authority figure. One of my roles as faculty is to be an advisor to residents. We're supposed...
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tales from the trenches
I've basically been at the hospital every waking hour since last Friday afternoon. Somehow even Sunday was crazy. Sunday. In...
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teaspoon of sugar
It's hard not to take Angry personally. Angry sits across from me in a very small room and hates me...
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you think it's funny but it's snot
I should be campaigning, but I'm laying low and nursing a bad back. After twelve hours on my feet yesterday...
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my favorite veteran's day poem
When I was young and bold and strong, Oh, right was right, and wrong was wrong! My plume on high,...
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arachnophobia
Unlike most, my college degree comes in handy on an almost daily basis. While my peers were getting more practical...
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wiser and a little hungover
I got carded the night before my thirtieth birthday, and not even a second glance since then. Sometimes I hopefully...
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upcoming plans
Isn't the holiday film exchange a good idea? I'm looking forward to it....
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well, let's just get this over with...
If you saw me talking to bartenders last night, you may have thought we were just out for our traditional...
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you want more in 2004?
If you haven't heard yet, wKen and I are running for president in 2004. I suggest contributing now, as we...
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better late than never
So, a little while back, my hero jhames posted the lyrics to the happy happy joy joy song. My guru...
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the aftermath
Not much political talk around these parts, have you noticed? It's not that I'm apolitical. Historically, I'm very much the...
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a purely hypothetical question
Say you live in a cold western Pennsylvania town and you set your kitchen on fire. How do you suppose...
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i did it all for the monet
After much hydration, I think I can face the pictures from last night's party. I should know better than to...
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two quick thoughts before tonight's party
1) Betcha didn't know I'm the Martha Stewart of jello shots. 2) I'm quite sure going to a party dressed...
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my deer phobia is keeping me from self-actualization
I am grateful for my half hour commute in the mornings. It helps me to focus on the day ahead,...
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it's all tricks for me this year
1) Couples who dress the same. 2) Putting stuffed animals on that back ledge of your car. (Creepy.) 3) Wearing...
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no more monkeys jumping on the bed
All that stuff I said about kittens being a lot of work, blah blah blah- that was all a big...
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it's the great pumpkin
Historically, Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. This year is different. As I have previously alluded, the anniversary of...
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kitten karma
You think you're tired of hearing me talk about the vet? I'm even more tired of being at the vet....
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i'm on hold with blue cross as we speak...
Last week as a whole took some recovering from. Don't worry, I'm recovered. I spent the weekend stacking up the...
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perfect strangers
I held him close for only a short time, but after he was gone, I'd see his smile on the...
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a cry for help
Am I the only obsessive fare-watching traveler who has noticed how cheap the fares to Europe of suddenly become? The...
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the name game
It seems I've spent about as much time at the vet in the past few months as I've spent at...
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i sound like a hallmark commericial, but the picture of the bird speculum is worth getting through this entry- trust me
First off, I don't think hanging these signs all over the hospital was very professional, do you? I couldn't open...
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i even got carded
For the last night of being twenty-nine I went out on the town, hung out with younger men, and did...
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mulitple minis in motion
It's been a terribly productive day. In a few minutes, people are stopping by to adopt the two new...
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festivities
I have been admiring this artist for quite some time, Now? I have my very own. Is it the coolest...
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close-up
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mini in motion
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hey, where have i been?
1. Dealing with cats. Being a foster cat parent is hard work. There are two new ones (current count- six)....
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in which I negate my shedding of earthly possessions in a fit of rampant consumerism
Yes, the finks sold my 2002 yellow Mini Cooper. But, today? They sold me a blue 2003 model. It is...
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consolation prize
Still more unmarked birthday gifts. Now they are getting down to business. Fibercon tablets, Bingo games, Epsom salts, Oil of...
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a day with family
After we all had breakfast this morning my sister realized that my recent urge to purge acted to her advantage....
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the morning after
The family is headed over as I type this. A large, greasy breakfast is on order to cure the...
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supporting my kitten habit
Those finks sold my Mini to someone else. But don't worry, I think it's all going to work out. That's...
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mini-less
Another day, and this time two wrapped presents on my desk. Same paper, and still no one is fessing up!...
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advice to the dating set
Tonight at the pub I watched a woman walk by a man. When they passed he grabbed her hand and...
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i know, i should have such "problems" every day...
So, when I get to work this morning there is a present on my desk. Wrapped in birthday paper....
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i might as well hang out at the airport
Shh. Don't tell anyone, but I have finally joined the blogrolling cult. But I'm still not getting a palm pilot....
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reality check
My office looked like a rummage sale this afternoon. I brought in the bags of clothes for the rest of...
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for my glitter buddy
Happy Birthday!...
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stuff-less
I had a terribly successful day. Five large black trashbags of clothes left my closet, followed by boxes of trash...
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the quandry of the good towel
I moved in with Jim my sophomore year of college. We were both nineteen and money was tight. For Christmas...
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feng shui
I am downsizing. I have set myself the rather unrealistic goal of reducing my "stuff" by fifty percent. That means...
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this is what i do for a living
I saw a 64 year old man today who requested Viagra because (and yes, this is an exact quote) "I...
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all's well that ends well
The conference? Awful. Role playing, and that's all I'll say. But unbelievably, the woman who sat across from me at...
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sleepless in pittsburgh
Doctors make me nervous. It wasn't as bad when I was a student, or even a resident. Then, I could...
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and oh heck, i'll even throw in a cute little girl to the sickening kitten display
Another blatant kitten picture, but hey, it's been slow around here. And October is finally here! Halloween! Changing leaves!...
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why i'm smiling this morning
If you hold on to the handle, she said, it's easier to maintain the illusion of control. But it's more...
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not much of a rebuttal to "crazy cat lady" is it?
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invasion part II
I am living the life. Working stove, good night sleep on a real mattress, who knew life could be...
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at least i'm a pain-free nag
OK, OK. Yes. I'm turning 30 in less than a month. I'm not thrilled but I have refused to believe...
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happy sigh
Does anything beat the sound of rain from an open window all night?...
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all's well that ends well
Five minutes before she was scheduled to show up I turned on the stove on a whim. It worked. Sometimes,...
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therapy
I took a few hours off work to get this stove thing dealt with. But, actually I just gave myself...
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i know summer is over because...
It has been days since I have seen a poison ivy rash and weeks since a bee sting. The school...
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dwindling kittens
In an unexpected turn of events, the people who came by the house today to look at Doyle, went home...
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have i seen too much porn?
you know it occurs to me, if my landlord is at my house... and the electrician shows up to fix...
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the zen of landlords
The bad news is, my stove is not working again. The even worse news is this means continued conflicts with...
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it's been at least three years since i've had chocolate milk too
I'm down to just three kittens. I must confess to pushing Morgan and Logan on the nice young couple who...
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disco inferno
I've said it before- I love my job. The office's rural location is one of the things I like...
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shameless seamus
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and then there were five
A little free advice to start. If you are any sort of lawyer and wish to send me an advertisement,...
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cat wrestling
I'm very sleepy after staying up to the wee hours of the morning fighting with Power Point. Again. As predicted,...
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invasion
Thanks so much for everyone's great kitten name suggestions! They're here. I'm on call, finishing up a lecture and......
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stay tuned for excessive kitten pictures!
The good news is: tomorrow I am getting SIX kittens that I will be fostering until they find homes. They...
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being here, now
Well, I took the weekend off to try to get back on track after vacation. I was mostly successful. At...
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the rain in spain
Ah. Vacation. So, jetlag- mostly still kicking my butt. I'm back to work tomorrow, and it has been...
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home sweet home
It wasn't all bad of course. Some parts of the trip were grand. We did choose to push up our...
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we put the "pain" in spain
I lived in Tucson, AZ for four years. They were good years, but the city itself was never right for...
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leaving on a jet plane
Well, bags (finally) packed and all systems are go. I don't know if I'll have computer access in Spain but...
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this time it's just me and rick steves
I never can decide if I love travel or travel books more. My bookshelves are full of museum and city...
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thank goodness today is my last day of work
I was late this morning because I was trying to apply liquid eyeliner in away that would make me resemble...
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le besarÈ para una cerveza
Today I learned a valuable life lesson that I pass on to you free of charge. Try to avoid the...
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day of rest
After office yesterday I drove home feeling great. I was so grateful to be done for the weekend that...
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one less cavity, one more painful childhood memory
A few months ago I made a full grown man pass out my just mentioning he needed bloodwork. The nurse...
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toast for all my friends!
Oh my. Here I thought I was having a terrible week- but look at this. I won!! I am an...
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i am four of the seven dwarves
That's Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey and Doc. There is much call badness tonight. I just got home from spending four straight...
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mom, why does that lady smell like tuna?
I can't seem to get caught up this month. I am behind on sleep and emails and phone calls and...
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some days i am a cheesy long distance commercial
I had a Moment of Truth driving home form the airport last night. Moments of Truth are rare and far...
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are you a model?
I'm too tired to sum up. For now: 1) My favorite picture from Vegas. The camera loves this guy. And...
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love me tender
There was a long line outside of the Aladdin, so an Elvis impersonator about to miss his flight and I...
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hold that plane!
I drove home from work today in a sleepy haze, but have managed to throw a staggering amount of clothes...
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goals
Karma Repair Kit:Items 1-4 by Richard Brautigan Get enough food to eat, and eat it. Find a place to sleep...
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all the pie
I am officially a cat foster home. I met with the woman who runs the organization this afternoon, and...
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the kindness of strangers
Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for an electrician to come out to your house and fix your...
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siegfried and suzie
Now. Don't get me wrong. I love my job. And I loooove being able to take call from home. But...
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may i use your phone?
I have been unintentionally maintaining radio silence. I'm on call this weekend, and things have been a little nutty. In...
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breathe in pink, breathe out blue
The good news is I got a new stove today. The bad news is, it doesn't work. DOESN"T WORK!! I...
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afternoon food for thought
I was catching up on my journal reads this afternoon and came on this article. "Extrapolating a 1996 study of...
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the path not chosen
It is sometimes hard at the end of a tiring evening office not to contemplate my life choices. If I...
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excuse the hokey accent, i'm a weary girl
I'm all tuckered out after a hard night of cat wrastlin'. Take a very strong long haired eighteen pound...
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the end of a funk
'Cause when you live in a world Well it gets in to who you thought you'd be And now...
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rock on, ohio
Between my work schedule and home events this week has tired me out. I'm ready to get out of town...
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a plan for the future
First off, this has me tickled to death. Thanks guys!! Secondly, this is a much more eloquent discussion of weight...
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the next day
The one belief that has maintained me in my life and work is that all people are basically good. Everyone's...
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he's gone.
I feel like an idiot for sitting and sobbing by the box of a three week old kitten who lived...
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oh enzo
I can't get him to wake up for his next feeding. He's still breathing but he looks really bad....
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it's been a very long day
Work has been crazy nuttiness this week. My office is usually staffed by two full time and one half time...
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i always want the bad news first
I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan blah blah blah, but spiders make me...
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a hungry pair
Two weeks ago the other doctor in my office turned to me at lunchtime at asked if I ate at...
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creature feature
For a creature that isn't supposed to make it, Enzo is very noisy. And active. And strong. And hungry....
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whiskers on kittens
Obviously, I decided to take a few days break from this thing. I have a long standing theory about...
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the death of a yankee
Working in rural western Pennsylvania has taught me a lot. After a year in the boonies outside of Pittsburgh I...
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i respect a man who responds to pitiful pleading
I am trying to funk with some degree of grace. To me, this means not using my current state of...
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updates
Car update: My Mini Cooper is still in the factory, but the dealer has assured me (I may or may...
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i'm putting myself in time-out
I was an Army brat and a child of divorce. The longest I have ever lived in one house was...
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yeah, point this
Hello, and welcome to my bad attitude. I have engaged in mortal battle with Microsoft Office and have emerged beaten,...
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just what is the point of this power?
I just love my site's design. I think it's lovely. I mostly bring this up because I have absolutely nothing...
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but how much for the big hairy guy?
A few words of advice, my friend. If you are thinking about getting a puppy, but then feel guilty about...
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puppy love
By the way, I looked trËs ÈlÈgant yesterday. That is, I looked all swank until a patient showed up with...
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ne me fachez pas
In order to prevent a full blown funk I have decided that today is French day. I have put on...
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i'm riding through the estrogen badlands on a horse named pms
I'm out of practice. As a rule I am firmly against menstruation and therefore refuse to participate. I'm a doctor....
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jerks.
One of the main reasons I have been avoiding the whole "about me" thing is the marital status question. That...
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waiter, what's a fly doing in my soup?
This has always been my favorite doctor joke: Patient: It only hurts when I go like this... Doctor: Then don't...
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the last car entry, for at least .. 3, 4 days. promise.
My talk of cars and turning thirty is boring, even to me. I'm not sure why this upcoming birthday is...
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i'm just not daisy duke
So, I spent my day looking at cars. Classic car shows are relatively easy to locate on a beautiful weekend...
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change in plans
The scoop: I was planning on buying a new car, but after seeing the shockingly low trade-in value of my...
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my weekend plans are made
Joy and happiness. Phil Donahue is back on television. I love Phil Donahue. Love, as in screaming-weeping-teenage-girl-outside-of-the-Beatle's-hotel-room-love. Love love. I...
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i may be out of a job if this rule is enforced...
I ate an entire piece of triple chocolate mousse cake this afternoon before I realized that my last patient of...
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suburban neglect
I don't know the name of the man who lives two condos down from me. I've called him "Suburban Man"...
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what's in a name?
My father's mother's name was Velma, but she went by the nick-name of Suzie. I don't know how she came...
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what i do on my day off
My weekend plans were a little siderailed by the Saturday badness, which means I have been tearing about the house...
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lolita, fifteen years later
I finally have taken a picture to submit to the mirror project. This is the only good thing that came...
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mexican wrestlers
Jill Sobule is amazing in concert. The Ims and I saw her last night at the Club CafÈ. I...
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in which tim gets points for effort
I love Lent. To me, Lent means homemade perogies. I had never even heard of them until I moved to...
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just like heaven
Why didn't I figure this out before? This is great! I now have a mac-friendly gnutella interface, a cable modem...
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no ticks, no tocks
I am full of health and God's cake and the heat has broke and Jill Sobule is in town tomorrow...
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mmmm... cake
If you live on the west coast, maybe you should take this moment to appreciate your supermarkets. I suspect that...
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run-on to health
I feel much better today....
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penance for my sins
I once needed stitches above my eye after an improbable chin lift accident. My only real memory of the event...
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i'm so tired i could dye
Forgive me if I'm typing a wee bit tired this morning. I was up very late dying Sara's hair. We...
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i've been framed
Does spending thirty times the original price to frame a three dollar Document poster make it fine art? Jeez, I...
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teen angst
Both the blue martinis (which I am calling a Blue Kim for now) and the rematch were successful. Cranium...
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worries
I have a spectacular talent for getting sick on holidays. Maybe I'm too busy to get sick on other days,...
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battle of the sexes
If aliens of unclear gender were to land on the planet tomorrow, I would invite them to play board...
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my own wig in a box
I was that irritating girl in 1988 who couldn't hear the difference between my old cassette player and your new...
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welcome to my world
Last Tuesday night in my evening office I saw a visibly anxious mother with her daughter. Her daughter had a...
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the end of an era?
I share my last name with a fairly well known investment group. (This doesn't mean I am a member of...
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what disney didn't tell me
I'd like to point out that, as of today, I have never struck another living creature with my car. And...
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pomp and circumstances
When I was a kid I used to daydream about how great it would be when I was grown-up. I...
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that spoon full of sugar
You must believe me, I am not a grumpy person at baseline. Honestly, recent entries aside, I am generally...
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i just need to make it until 7am tomorrow
Gah. Today was One of Those Days. And unfortunately, it's not quite over yet, because I'm on call tonight. Most...
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morning daydreams
When I was in medical school I used to dream of running away from home. I had years to perfect...
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saab story
I think that my approach to electronic equipment was irreparably damaged when I was a teenager. I had a job...
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hair-raising tale
My sister and niece came over for a popcorn and m&m movie fest yesterday. Well, that, and they are having...
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identity crisis
I was planning on spending my free afternoon working on an "about me" page. But it's not only difficult, it's...
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there's something clogging my drain...
In case you feel bad that he has to sleep in the sink, I'd like to point out that...
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back on the pub path
It's all good. Don't you worry. I was worried, but that's none of your concern. I was just about...
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move along folks, nothing to see here
For those of you old enough to remember those kooky cameras we actually used to put film in... I...
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confessions of a secret chick flick watcher:
It seems that last post was a teensy bit grumpier than I intended. I didn't mean it that way. I'm...
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putting my anxiety into perspective...
Actually, compared to most doctors I'm actually not that bad. Really. I had a friend in medical school who read...
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ugly bug ball
My anxiety and I have come to a truce over the years. We have agreed to disagree. I think I'm...
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tuesday night supermarket musings
1) Is there a "Creepy Guy's Guide to Picking up Chicks" guide somewhere? Does it have a chapter titled "Nice...
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sleepy monkey
Like the big dork I acknowledge myself to be, I went to work this morning in my new French shoes...
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knock knock, reality calling...
It seems the French have something against my digital camera. Unbelievably, the man who sold me the wrong AC...
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a brand new day
It is amazing how a long bath, a little pampering with new Lush products, a delivery man with soup and...
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I'm home...
am…biv…a…lence (m-bv-lns) n. 1. The coexistence of opposing attitudes or feelings, such as love and hate, toward a person, object,...
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'til you see the whites of their eyes...
I feel like a reverse Paul Revere... The Ims are coming! The Ims are coming! I pick Kim and Tim...
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big ben says hi!
It DOES occur to me that I sound a teeny bit giddy in my previous entry. Well- yes, I...
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i'm not leaving...
Paris. I love Paris. I am having the time of my life. I wish I could be deep, but... I...
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Bonjour!
There is much to say, but let me sum up for now. I have arrived safely in Paris, with Rachel....
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au revoir...
bags packed- check internationally appropriate eyebrow pluckage- check calling card approved for international use- check pick up sleepy drugs in...
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leaving for an emergency trip to victoria's secret
I assume I am not that different from most girls in that I pack saucy undergarments for trips. I am...
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sedan-tastic
I was running a little behind this morning, so when I walked into room four I apologized for being late....
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WASP? No.
Tonight was what one could call a taco night extravaganza. The Ims and I were attendance (as always) but...
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my life as granola..
I know the phrase "college was the best years of my life" is trite, and involves nostalgia tinted glasses. But...
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c'est quelle distance a la frontiere?
Pretty neat trick, getting the Thursday afternoon before your vacation off, isn't it? Just take my word for it, I...
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Thoughts on the new digs
1) Moving here from diaryland feels a bit like the first days of high school. Remember how you had just...
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New Digs...
To make a long story short, kd said I needed comments, and poof! Here we are. I am lucky enough...
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